The “How Much Is Twitter Worth” Quiz! How Do You Rank?

The “How Much Is Twitter Worth” Quiz! How Do You Rank?
I’m no Brad Pitt. That’s a startling reality I have to live with each day. Each day I wake up, look in the mirror and smile. Non-creepy this time.  Non-creepy.  Just like every other guy. That’s what I say to myself. And each day I go to the coffee shop and stare at chicks with my well-rehearsed...

5 Secrets To Get Retweets That The Experts Won’t Tell You.

5 Secrets To Get Retweets That The Experts Won’t Tell You.
Douchebags have arrived to twitter in droves. In herds. In whatever word means ‘large quantities’. Douchebags have arrived to twitter in KFC Family Meal-sizes. OK.  That’s just what I’m eating right now. But they’re here. And recently I have discovered that they are charging people to learn...

Local Hospital To Tweet Baby’s Delivery At Midnight.

Local Hospital To Tweet Baby’s Delivery At Midnight.
I finally have news. It’s only taken, what, six months? Some news site I’ve got here. Tonight, at midnight central, the OSF St Joseph Medical Center in Bloomington, IL will tweet a real “birthing experience”. Live. So basically, this lady will give birth.  Then someone who witnesses...

An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look At Tremendous News

An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look At Tremendous News
Ann Leary Barbara-Walters my ass in the interview below. Hmm. I never thought I'd couple "Barbara Walters" and "my ass" in the same sentence. Ever. Since I invented Tremendous News!, I’ve kept my cards very close to my moobs. I’ve been guarded. I’ve given no interviews....

5 Ways Cougars Can Use Twitter To Find Prey.

5 Ways Cougars Can Use Twitter To Find Prey.
Since I've been threatened by lawyers, I now have to draw back-up images in case I have to take the real image down. In the end, we all lose. Last night I screened the television programme Cougar Town. I enjoyed it. It was fun and smart.  And the chick from Friends was like almost totally naked. 2...

3 Reasons Why Twitter’s New Retweet Function Is Tremendous.

3 Reasons Why Twitter’s New Retweet Function Is Tremendous.
There’s been much hoopla in the Twitter universe over the upcoming changes to the “retweet” function. Like that? Hoopla. I was going to use bru-haha but I decided against it. Because it’s hard to spell. Some people are angered at how Twitter plans on dealing with retweets. They...

Twitter’s Top 10 Celebrity Avatars.

Twitter’s Top 10 Celebrity Avatars.
This is me analyzing thousands of celebrity avatars to compile this precise list. Minus 300 pounds. Recently, People Magazine released their Best Dressed Celebrities. Which is great if you follow around celebrities all day like creepy paparazzi, super fans and stalkers. I’m too lazy to be any...

No Offense But This Twitter Search Is Gold!

No Offense But This Twitter Search Is Gold!
According to some, this couple has a 'sickly sweet' smell to them. I’m a pretty good student of Twitter conversation. Which is good, because I sucked as a student of anything else. I still don’t know why we need to cosine anything. And tan? What does that even mean. But I understand...

Nerdy Outrage! 13 Tweeters React To Their New Bird Avatar.

Nerdy Outrage! 13 Tweeters React To Their New Bird Avatar.
On Twitter, there’s one thing you don’t mess with. Someone’s avatar. Twitter did exactly that last night when it was tweaking something and instead, lost thousands of people’s avatars.  Twitter replaced them with a little bird. You would think this wouldn’t be that big...

OMG You Guys! The Best Twitter Search Ever!

OMG You Guys! The Best Twitter Search Ever!
Companies pay millions of dollars to tap into social media. To uncover their core audience, talk to them in a unique way, understand who they are. They pay douchebag “social media experts” who just use terms like engage, viral, community, insight, leverage. How do you think our company should...

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