5 Ways Twitter Lists Can Defeat Douchebags.

5 Ways Twitter Lists Can Defeat Douchebags.
No iPhone app can make him less off putting. As you read this, the world of Twitter trembles. People unsure of the future.  People wondering what to do. All because TwitJesus gave us lists. It nearly sent me into cardiac arrest. I know. How alarmingly nerdy! Lists are a way to organize people on Twitter....

5 Reasons To Never Tweet Drunk.

5 Reasons To Never Tweet Drunk.
I know this one person on Twitter who is a well-regarded ‘social media maven’. I won’t say his name. Let’s call him Randy. Through the day, Randy is informative, smart and helpful. He tweets Mashable links and will assist you in finding a new WordPress plugin. At night, Randy...

Announcing The Twitter Halloween Costume Contest!

Announcing The Twitter Halloween Costume Contest!
I like Halloween. The scary ghouls and goblin crap I don’t care for. The candy I like. I turn off my house lights and stay very still in my parents basement so kids just pass by. That’s mean.  They’re just tiny kids. Yeah, but those shithead kids want candy. So as they tirelessly...

If Twitter Told The Truth.

If Twitter Told The Truth.
I’m a big fan of TwitJesus. The three individuals that come together like Voltron to govern all of Twitter land. Evan, Biz, and Jack. But I know they run a nice, polite company that would never say anything untoward. But I sure as shit would. Which is why I took the liberty of writing for them. Here...

5 Things Twitter Can Learn From Balloon Boy.

5 Things Twitter Can Learn From Balloon Boy.
Last Thursday, millions of people were arrested in fear. Gripped by a tiny boy who may have been in a balloon. Did he fall out? Is he dead? Falcon? Who names a kid Falcon.  Really. We suspended work to watch a hideous-looking Jiffy Pop balloon fly across Colorado.  When it landed, Falcon was nowhere...

The 5 Worst DMs: Which Ones Have You Sent?

The 5 Worst DMs: Which Ones Have You Sent?
It’s exciting to get a DM on Twitter. Don’t lie. You think it’s exciting to get a DM on Twitter. When I get one, I rush to check who sent it. In my mind, I always think it’s Evan Williams, the CEO of Twitter, who will write and say: Hey Tremendous News, I’ve been monitoring...

10 Things To Do When Twitter Is Down.

10 Things To Do When Twitter Is Down.
Right. Like someone's not high at Twitter HQ. Twitter goes down. You spiral emotionally, unsure. Uncertain. What do I do now? When affronted with the fail whale, your nerdy world unravels. Don’t worry. I’m here. Allow me to bring you into my electrical bosom and nurture you with my words. Care...

How A Football Player Used Twitter To Make Me Like Him.

How A Football Player Used Twitter To Make Me Like Him.
I’ll admit it. I’ve been known to be wrong once or twice. Thought Michael Vick was a dog person and Kanye West would be gracious. Know David Letterman? Seemed asexual to me. Fine. So I’m not that bright. But when it comes to football players, I find most of them annoying..  They’re...

The Top 10 Signs You’re A Twitter Addict.

The Top 10 Signs You’re A Twitter Addict.
"OMG you guys! I'm like totally on a bike right now. lolz" Twitter addiction is real. And I know you’ve come to check if you have it. You’ve come to see if you’re normal. You’re not. Not normal. Think of what you just did.  Someone on Twitter tweeted this article....

3 Major Letterman Gaffes This Year: Which Was The Most Embarrassing?

3 Major Letterman Gaffes This Year: Which Was The Most Embarrassing?
Earlier today, David Letterman admitted that he was the victim of an alleged extortion plot.  Someone was trying to get $2M from Letterman to stay quiet about him having sex with female members of his staff. So basically, he admitted to totally doing members of his staff. Holy poopy-pants! You sit...

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