I’m not smooth in real life. I know. Shocking. I’ve been called “socially awkward”, “a little weird”, “creepy and gross.” Mostly the last thing. Which is why I’ve retreated to the darkness of my parents basement to write articles on Twitter. Due...

Nothing could be more hilarious. Nobody wants to believe that they’re part of a fad. It’s this weird thing about us. Humans. We feel like if we’re part of something that was wildly popular for a fleeting moment, we just got suckered. Cuckolded. And I’ll be damned if I get cuckolded again. But...

Today, Google launched “Buzz”, its major strike into the boobs of social media. Listen, friends. Listen. Hear it? That’s the sound of every social media maven, guru, cowboy and expert convulsing in tantric release. They’re ready to call this the “Twitter killer”, the biggest threat to Facebook,...

The movie Avatar is about a planet of people attacked by a much stronger force. They have to battle back, these underdogs, to protect their land. If you’re reading this, you come from another planet too. The devastatingly nerdy world of Twitter. Don’t fight it. Don’t fight it. Embrace...

This is my attempt at talking-movies, or talkies as they say nowadays.  Learn from social media guru cowboy maverick expert as he teaches you how to be a complete douchebag in five easy steps. Connect with my super hot package on Twitter here. On Facebook here. dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/01/29/5-steps-to-become-a-social-media-douchebag/';tweetcount_title='5...

This is me cry-dancing to the Ting Tings. You think I’m strong. That’s why you come here. Like a hungry seal pup, you come to nurse from the teat of my intellect.  Yearning for more. Ha! Teat. But I’m not strong sometimes.  Sometimes, I’m weak. Sometimes I cry. I’m a...

"Don't worry people. Don't worry. Our 'social media guru' is on it." I’m not done with the douchebags. After I wrote the 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag, I was met with heavy feedback. Social media douchebags used social media to attack me. Damn...

This post is dedicated to me. Me, a year ago. When I had just 3 followers on Twitter and so few friends on Facebook they put me in that “Reconnect with loser-guy” window. People looked at me and were saddened. But not sad enough to add me. Bastards. And to anyone who’s just a little...

"It's Saturday night! Who wants to play our Read Write Web drinking game!?" I’ve always wanted to write a douchey article teaching people how to get more Twitter followers. The only problem was, I had none. But now that I have a few, I can drive my doucheyness right up your grill. In...

Unfortunately, this will make sense later. It’s no secret that you need to be liked. You’re emotionally fragile. You read the headline above and needed to know. Do people on Twitter like me? Each day you pump your tiny fingers and tweet random crap about your life.  What you ate for breakfast....