5 Signs You’re About To Be Blocked.

5 Signs You’re About To Be Blocked.
A common scene in my life. (Except with way fatter chicks) Have you ever been blocked by someone on Facebook or Twitter? Don’t answer. That was rhetorical, dopey. You’ve been blocked. There’s been a point in time where someone evaluated your contribution to their world and said: Pass. Then...

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were On Twitter

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were On Twitter
It seems like everyone follows the exact same celebrities on Twitter. Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hanks, Alyssa Milano, Bronson Pinchot from TV’s Perfect Strangers. OK, not Bronson Pinchot. We live in an unjust world. But today, I’ll introduce you to a few people who are celebrities in their own...

An Open Letter To The Celebrity Who Isn’t Following Me On Twitter

An Open Letter To The Celebrity Who Isn’t Following Me On Twitter
Dear Celebrity on Twitter, If you’re reading this letter, it’s because someone tweeted it to you. They probably added ‘LOLZ’ or a horrible smiley face and made a comment like just givin’ it a shot.  Who knows!, then acted like they didn’t care if you read this. They...

How To Get Laid On Twitter. The Definitive FlowChart.

How To Get Laid On Twitter. The Definitive FlowChart.
For more pointless flow charts, follow me on Twitter here.  Although, I won’t lie.  I’ll try to send you a twitpic of my package. Email me here: dee@tremendousnews.com Tweet !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");...

5 Ways Celebrities Can Be Less Annoying On Twitter.

5 Ways Celebrities Can Be Less Annoying On Twitter.
SuperDouche is back!  This time, he’s educating a young celebrity on how to be less annoying on Twitter.  This video has horrible language and bad computer voices. What? You were expecting Spielberg? You can follow me on Twitter. here. Enjoy! dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/05/06/5-ways-celebrities-can-be-less-annoying-on-twitter/';tweetcount_title='5...

5 Ways To Get A Celebrity To Follow You On Twitter.

5 Ways To Get A Celebrity To Follow You On Twitter.
Some of you joined Twitter for one reason. Celebrities. You need access to their minds.  Their non-refundable nuggets of wisdom. You’ve joined Twitter for this: The biggest thrill is when a celebrity follows you.  You’ve been chosen. And you can totally throw it in the faces of others. Alyssa...

A Breakdown Of Twitter’s Trending Topics.

A Breakdown Of Twitter’s Trending Topics.
Follow me  here for more horrible shit like this. dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/03/26/a-breakdown-of-twitters-trending-topics/';tweetcount_title='A Breakdown Of Twitter's Trending Topics.';tweetcount_cnt=516;tweetcount_src='RT @TremendousNews:';tweetcount_via=false;tweetcount_background='FFFF00';tweetcount_border='777777';tweetcount_text='000000';

7 Signs You’re Taking Yourself Too Seriously On The Internet.

7 Signs You’re Taking Yourself Too Seriously On The Internet.
It’s easy to be an egotistical maniac in social media. Within this safe cocoon, you’re liked.  Appreciated.  Respected. Outside it, you’re an alarming shithead. I, on the other hand, have found away to be the latter in both. You had to look up what “latter” meant, didn’t...

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.
1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.
There’s a pain you feel when someone unfollows you on Twitter. Like a breaking up pain. A quiet dumping. Ha! Quiet dumping. We all feel it.  It’s like that song Everybody Hurts by REM. Play that in your mind while you read this. If you’ve just been unfollowed by someone and you’re...

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