5 Signs That You’re Liked On Twitter.

5 Signs That You’re Liked On Twitter.
Unfortunately, this will make sense later. It’s no secret that you need to be liked. You’re emotionally fragile. You read the headline above and needed to know. Do people on Twitter like me? Each day you pump your tiny fingers and tweet random crap about your life.  What you ate for breakfast....

5 Questions To Ask Yourself Before You Send That Tweet.

5 Questions To Ask Yourself Before You Send That Tweet.
You yearn to be a Twitter star. Deny it. Flail your girl-arms in the air. I don’t want to be a Twitter star, Tremendous News. Really? What if I told you I could give you 50 000 followers right now.  Would you take it? Of course you would. See? Don’t ever lie to me. I’m definitely...

5 Signs You Tweet Too Much.

5 Signs You Tweet Too Much.
The joy on this individual's face tells me that she clearly hasn't read my tweets. I follow about 500 people on Twitter. The perfect amount. I never miss anything anyone says. Plus, I tell my mom I have 500 friends. What? It’s not not-true. As we know, Twitter is plagued with a raging undercurrent...

10 New Year’s Resolutions People On Twitter Need To Make.

10 New Year’s Resolutions People On Twitter Need To Make.
As New Year’s quickly approaches, I’ve been thinking about my resolutions. Eat less, work out, be nice to people. Care. Stupid crap like that. But then I realized that making resolutions for myself was boring because I had to follow through. And really? I’m devastatingly lazy. Which...

5 Secrets To Writing Explosive Headlines (The Experts Won’t Tell You)

5 Secrets To Writing Explosive Headlines (The Experts Won’t Tell You)
Who reads the newspaper like this? Who? If you’re a regular reader of my writing, you know a deep, dark secret. I’m all fluff. There’s no substance here. You come to this site to escape the horrible minutiae of your daily life. You’re a cook from Utah who just wants to make it...

How Santa Turned Into A Douche.

How Santa Turned Into A Douche.
Look at you. Prostituting holiday cheer for a steak coupon. Disgusting. When I was a kid, Santa was cool. He was friendly and nice.  There was a mystique about him. And I only saw him once a year. Mostly because we were poor as shit, and my mom could only survive one bus ride to the mall with me constantly...

5 Events You Should Never Tweet Through.

5 Events You Should Never Tweet Through.
Hold on you guys! I'm going to twitpic the pedestrian I just ran over. Social media is addictive. So addictive that people turn into alarming idiots when using it. Including me. I’m an alarming idiot. Sometimes I’ll walk and tweet.  Crash into things.  Cars. Light poles. Toddlers. Never...

How To Write Me The Perfect Hate Mail.

How To Write Me The Perfect Hate Mail.
If this dog could talk, he'd say 'dude, youre a blogger. Really? A blogger? Nobody thinks thats cool.' Here at Tremendous News!, our high-octane writing staff receive a few negative comments. In other words, I get emails laced with personal attacks. I don’t have a writing staff....

The Remastered Avatars Of TwitJesus: @Jack, @Biz, and @Ev

The Remastered Avatars Of TwitJesus: @Jack, @Biz, and @Ev
If you're reading this and you're one of these people, I'm sorry in advance. We all know TwitJesus. The creators of our nerdy Twitter universe. Jack, Biz, Ev. Or as I like to call them, Bevackiz. Since I’m hilariously unemployed and have a lot of time on my hands, I took their avatars...

The 7 Reasons Why You Retweet.

The 7 Reasons Why You Retweet.
God help us all. In the devastatingly nerdy world of Twitter, retweets matter. You can parade around town with your top hat and cane and pretend they don’t. It’s about connections, Tremendous News. About happiness. For pete’s sake!  I’m just sorta kinda seeing where Twitter...

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