The 7 Most Embarrassing Mistakes You Can Make On Twitter

The 7 Most Embarrassing Mistakes You Can Make On Twitter
I’m not smooth in real life. I know. Shocking. I’ve been called “socially awkward”, “a little weird”, “creepy and gross.” Mostly the last thing. Which is why I’ve retreated to the darkness of my parents basement to write articles on Twitter. Due...

5 Signs You’re Part Of An Internet Fad.

5 Signs You’re Part Of An Internet Fad.
Nothing could be more hilarious. Nobody wants to believe that they’re part of a fad. It’s this weird thing about us. Humans. We feel like if we’re part of something that was wildly popular for a fleeting moment, we just got suckered. Cuckolded. And I’ll be damned if I get cuckolded again. But...

15 Hurtful Hate Comments I’ve Received On My Blog.

15 Hurtful Hate Comments I’ve Received On My Blog.
Me being shattered by those I least suspect to hurt me, anonymous people on the Internet. As many of you know, I’m emotionally fragile. I cry-dance to Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in my parents’ basement. That’s my Saturday. That. And nothing unravels me more than the hurtful comments...

5 Reasons Why Google Buzz Will Fail.

5 Reasons Why Google Buzz Will Fail.
Today, Google launched “Buzz”, its major strike into the boobs of social media. Listen, friends. Listen. Hear it? That’s the sound of every social media maven, guru, cowboy and expert convulsing in tantric release. They’re ready to call this the “Twitter killer”, the biggest threat to Facebook,...

Meet The 5 People Who Will Ruin Twitter.

Meet The 5 People Who Will Ruin Twitter.
The movie Avatar is about a planet of people attacked by a much stronger force. They have to battle back, these underdogs, to protect their land. If you’re reading this, you come from another planet too. The devastatingly nerdy world of Twitter. Don’t fight it. Don’t fight it. Embrace...

5 Steps To Becoming A Social Media Douchebag.

5 Steps To Becoming A Social Media Douchebag.
This is my attempt at talking-movies, or talkies as they say nowadays.  Learn from social media guru cowboy maverick expert as he teaches you how to be a complete douchebag in five easy steps. Connect with my super hot package on Twitter here. On Facebook here. dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/01/29/5-steps-to-become-a-social-media-douchebag/';tweetcount_title='5...

The 5 Things You’re Jealous Of On Twitter.

The 5 Things You’re Jealous Of On Twitter.
This is me cry-dancing to the Ting Tings. You think I’m strong. That’s why you come here. Like a hungry seal pup, you come to nurse from the teat of my intellect.  Yearning for more. Ha! Teat. But I’m not strong sometimes.  Sometimes, I’m weak. Sometimes I cry. I’m a...

5 Terms Social Media Douchebags Need To Stop Using.

5 Terms Social Media Douchebags Need To Stop Using.
"Don't worry people. Don't worry. Our 'social media guru' is on it." I’m not done with the douchebags. After I wrote the 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag, I was met with heavy feedback. Social media douchebags used social media to attack me. Damn...

The 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag.

The 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag.
This post is dedicated to me. Me, a year ago. When I had just 3 followers on Twitter and so few friends on Facebook they put me in that “Reconnect with loser-guy” window. People looked at me and were saddened. But not sad enough to add me. Bastards. And to anyone who’s just a little...

The 7 Ways To Get More Followers Nobody Will Ever Tell You.

The 7 Ways To Get More Followers Nobody Will Ever Tell You.
"It's Saturday night! Who wants to play our Mashable drinking game!?" I’ve always wanted to write a douchey article teaching people how to get more Twitter followers. The only problem was, I had none. But now that I have a few, I can drive my doucheyness right up your grill. In...

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