The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.
1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

5 Signs You’re Part Of An Internet Fad.

5 Signs You’re Part Of An Internet Fad.
Nothing could be more hilarious. Nobody wants to believe that they’re part of a fad. It’s this weird thing about us. Humans. We feel like if we’re part of something that was wildly popular for a fleeting moment, we just got suckered. Cuckolded. And I’ll be damned if I get cuckolded again. But...

5 Reasons Why Google Buzz Will Fail.

5 Reasons Why Google Buzz Will Fail.
Today, Google launched “Buzz”, its major strike into the boobs of social media. Listen, friends. Listen. Hear it? That’s the sound of every social media maven, guru, cowboy and expert convulsing in tantric release. They’re ready to call this the “Twitter killer”, the biggest threat to Facebook,...

5 Steps To Becoming A Social Media Douchebag.

5 Steps To Becoming A Social Media Douchebag.
This is my attempt at talking-movies, or talkies as they say nowadays.  Learn from social media guru cowboy maverick expert as he teaches you how to be a complete douchebag in five easy steps. Connect with my super hot package on Twitter here. On Facebook here. dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/01/29/5-steps-to-become-a-social-media-douchebag/';tweetcount_title='5...

5 Terms Social Media Douchebags Need To Stop Using.

5 Terms Social Media Douchebags Need To Stop Using.
"Don't worry people. Don't worry. Our 'social media guru' is on it." I’m not done with the douchebags. After I wrote the 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag, I was met with heavy feedback. Social media douchebags used social media to attack me. Damn...

The 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag.

The 5 Signs You’re Talking To A Social Media Douchebag.
This post is dedicated to me. Me, a year ago. When I had just 3 followers on Twitter and so few friends on Facebook they put me in that “Reconnect with loser-guy” window. People looked at me and were saddened. But not sad enough to add me. Bastards. And to anyone who’s just a little...

7 Ways To Be As Popular As Porn: Part Second.

7 Ways To Be As Popular As Porn: Part Second.
If you’re reading this and wondering where the first part is, click here. If you don’t, you’ll be horribly confused and lost due to my deftly complex plot and story evolution. Where were we? Ah yes. Clown porn. Here are two more ways to be as popular as porn. 2. Find an Audience. You...

7 Secrets To A Sensational Blog Post.

7 Secrets To A Sensational Blog Post.
The 8th secret is to use a picture of a chick in a belly-shirt even if she has little to nothing to do with your content. Inventing a blog is tough work. You have to sit there, be creative, be interesting, be anecdotical. Is that a word? Anecdotical? It looks weird and my WordPress editor is underlining...

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