Google v. Bing: Which Helps You Stalk Better?

Google v. Bing: Which Helps You Stalk Better?
Seth MacFarlane will probably not look like this after reading this post. I want to preface this article with this: Stalking is bad.  I don’t stalk.  I mean, OK.  Just ex-gfs and this one dude from high school that made me push a penny with my nose while crying.  Thanks Damien.  Because *that*...

Will Red Heads Cease To Exist In 100 Years?

Will Red Heads Cease To Exist In 100 Years?
I barely cover news stories anymore. I mostly write about my moobs and devastating obesity. My hilarious poverty. Vulvas. The good shit. But today, I was alerted by a creepy reader about an article asserting that people with red hair will cease to exist. In non-nerdy terms, it says that the gene that...

5 Reasons To Never Join Twitter.

5 Reasons To Never Join Twitter.
How many guys before getting here liked butterflies? How many guys like them now? Call me the butterfly evangelist. Let’s pilot through my e-mail. Stop boring us with Twitter articles. Your Twitter posts aren’t edgy. Why don’t you just call yourself Twittermendous News? Whore-face. And...

In Defense Of Richard Jefferson: Bailing On Your Wedding Isn’t A Crime.

In Defense Of Richard Jefferson: Bailing On Your Wedding Isn’t A Crime.
See? It happens both ways! But really: call a cab, lady. Have you ever been on a bus? It's a convoy of mental patients. Oh dear God. You’re already mad. I can feel it deep down inside my super-fat body. In this post you’re going to read my defense of a man who bailed on his own wedding...

5 Reasons You’ll Get Hate Comments [And What To Do About It]

5 Reasons You’ll Get Hate Comments [And What To Do About It]
When this kid is old enough to type, he'll call me a doofus. There is nothing more sobering than stating an opinion and having anonymous Internet people shatter you emotionally. Well. Maybe sobriety. But I haven’t tried that in years. This article is not just for blogging, but I’ll use...

Flu Vaccination Breakthrough? Cutting Through The Nerdiness.

Flu Vaccination Breakthrough?  Cutting Through The Nerdiness.
Its entirely possible that this isnt the flu virus, but its even more possible that you wouldnt know the difference. Great talk has been made of the new flu vaccination and it’s potential ability to protect you from influenza, for life.  This is tremendous news.  You won’t have to worry...

Marvell Introduces Plug Computers, Nobody Cares.

Marvell Introduces Plug Computers, Nobody Cares.
The launch of the Plug Computer is news only this guy cares about. I’ll admit it, when it came to the fierce HDDVD/BluRay battle, I bet large on HDDVD.  I remember buying the movie, 300 in HDDVD format.  Four hours later, HDDVD died.  I sat in my TV room and unraveled emotionally thinking about...

Tropicana Scraps New Packaging Amid Outcry From Nerdy Fans.

Tropicana Scraps New Packaging Amid Outcry From Nerdy Fans.
This is what the nerds fought for. I'm not making it up. This. Tropicana Orange Juice had some problems last year.  Apparently, as people were getting shit-canned across the world and barely scraping pennies together for their bread and beans, they didn’t really want to spend four dollars...

Craphole Citi Asks To Be Kind Of Nationalized.

Craphole Citi Asks To Be Kind Of Nationalized.
When Vikram smiles, dolphins die. Citi Bank used to be ballin’.  If it were a rapper, it would have had an enormous amount of bling all up in its grill.  Now? It’s more like MC Hammer. Citi fell from grace as the economy tumbled.  It was so heavily mired in what we like to call ‘toxic...

TV Commercials at Oscars Not So Attractive.

TV Commercials at Oscars Not So Attractive.
Put some clothes on, nudey. Major sponsors have bailed out of the Oscars. General Motors, and L’Oreal, Oscar sponsors last year, have passed on the show this year.  The estimated cost of one commercial has dropped nearly 15% from last year and even the companies that are placing ads in the programme...

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