I'm friending this woman later.
Being on Facebook means sharing, caring, being friends.
Sorry, I was watching Treehouse TV and that was one of their things.
Don’t ask why a 32 year old man’s watching Treehouse alone on a weekday. The answer’s cold and painful.
I like how they...
I'm betting she says 'epic'
Ever since English was invented, there’s been a swath of phrases that annoy everyone.
I read books now.
I asked my tiny friends on Facebook for suggestions on some of their most hated phrases. They gave me well over 70.
After reading about the devastating oil spill in the Gulf Coast, I decided to make a difference.
These off-putting cats will explain the entire oil spill in just a minute.
I saved you from having to read.
Twitter friends, click here.
Cats donated by ShutterStock.
Today, I turn 30.
I woke up in my basement to a nice card left by my roommate/mom.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THIS YEAR, KEEP YOUR ROOM CLEAN AND EAT FRUIT.
I probably won’t get another card. I have a couple of friends but nobody’s going to put in the effort to get me a card. That’s exhausting....
This is pre-Farmville request.
The biggest buzzkill in the world is when your parents join Facebook.
I’m lucky. My mom’s not computer savvy. She thinks e-mail forwards are actually written by the person who sends the forward.
Did you see Aunty Maya wrote 150 jokes about blondes? I didn’t...
Missed Conan O’Brien on 60 Minutes last night?
NBC and Leno may have orchestrated his last mess, but he’s the only one to blame for this interview. I’m a fan of Conan. I really am.
But this was just awful.
Here are five reasons why this interview was a bad mistake.
Ask any woman you know if she’d like a gay best friend.
I’d do it, but I barely know any women.
I’m no Clooney.
The answer is yes. They’d love a gay best friend.
How fun would that be, right?!
Shopping, movies, chit chat! The best part?
They’re not trying to totally...
Even this kitten thinks you're an idiot.
Deep within the bowels of society, a new enemy rests.
A word ready to burst out of the badonkadonk of pop culture and destroy us all with its pungent smell.
The word ‘literally’.
If you’ve heard it and used it, you’re part...
When Apple released the iPad, something strange happened.
Regular people became alarming shitheads.
It was like the iPad was the ring, and they all became the creature Gollum.
The following article isn’t a knock on the iPad. I think the product looks great. In fact, if my mom lets me, I’ll buy...