Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

Ever since English was invented, there’s been a swath of phrases that annoy everyone. Like that? Swath? I read books now. I asked my tiny friends on Facebook for suggestions on some of their most hated phrases.  They gave me well over 70. I’m going to trim it down to 10 of the most vile. If...

Actor-director-screenwriter-fat person Kevin Smith was recently asked to de-plane a Southwest flight recently because he was deemed “too fat” to fly. Outrageous. When I read this news, I was coincidentally feeding myself.  I looked up from my third hot pocket and yelled outrageous with...

Me being shattered by those I least suspect to hurt me, anonymous people on the Internet. As many of you know, I’m emotionally fragile. I cry-dance to Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in my parents’ basement. That’s my Saturday. That. And nothing unravels me more than the hurtful comments...

Don't worry buddy. I get fired all the time! I’ve read the People Of Earth letter. I’ve surveyed the damage. I’ve monitored Conan’s progress on the Tonight Show.  Watched Leno at 10pm.  DVR Letterman. I’m as close to a late-night expert as you’ll ever meet. Which,...

Sometimes women who look like this have to dump me just so I don't try dating them in-my-mind. I’m a hapless romantic. I am completely without hap. Although, strangely, I make haphazard decisions. So there’s a lot of hap there. Oh dear. I’ve gone and confused myself. I’m so...

On Twitter, there’s one thing you don’t mess with. Someone’s avatar. Twitter did exactly that last night when it was tweaking something and instead, lost thousands of people’s avatars.  Twitter replaced them with a little bird. You would think this wouldn’t be that big...

Beatles Rockband is out! I want to be anyone but Ringo. I'll even take Pete Best. Since nobody takes Tremendous News seriously, I never get sent anything to review. I sit here, in my parents basement, looking through the mail. Hoping. Wishing. Waiting. Nothing. Just “jury duty summons”, “collection...

Seth MacFarlane will probably not look like this after reading this post. I want to preface this article with this: Stalking is bad.  I don’t stalk.  I mean, OK.  Just ex-gfs and this one dude from high school that made me push a penny with my nose while crying.  Thanks Damien.  Because *that*...

I barely cover news stories anymore. I mostly write about my moobs and devastating obesity. My hilarious poverty. Vulvas. The good shit. But today, I was alerted by a creepy reader about an article asserting that people with red hair will cease to exist. In non-nerdy terms, it says that the gene that...