5 Reasons To Never Tweet Drunk.

5 Reasons To Never Tweet Drunk.
I know this one person on Twitter who is a well-regarded ‘social media maven’. I won’t say his name. Let’s call him Randy. Through the day, Randy is informative, smart and helpful. He tweets Mashable links and will assist you in finding a new WordPress plugin. At night, Randy...

5 Reasons Why The New “Suggestions” Are Ruining Facebook

5 Reasons Why The New “Suggestions” Are Ruining Facebook
If you logged into Facebook recently, you’d notice you have a box called “Suggestions” on the right-hand side. It’s where coolness goes to die. Inside this box, Facebook “suggests” that you do certain things. Like add someone nobody wants to add. Write on the wall...

How Facebook Killed Birthdays.

How Facebook Killed Birthdays.
I now play a sport. My mom told me it could help offset my over-eating. My feedings, as she calls them. So I play co-ed flag football with a variety of people who appear to not like me very much. Maybe because I wear these really tight gym shorts with my package protruding out of it. Whatever.  That’s...

10 Things To Do When Twitter Is Down.

10 Things To Do When Twitter Is Down.
Right. Like someone's not high at Twitter HQ. Twitter goes down. You spiral emotionally, unsure. Uncertain. What do I do now? When affronted with the fail whale, your nerdy world unravels. Don’t worry. I’m here. Allow me to bring you into my electrical bosom and nurture you with my words. Care...

The Top 10 Signs You’re A Twitter Addict.

The Top 10 Signs You’re A Twitter Addict.
"OMG you guys! I'm like totally on a bike right now. lolz" Twitter addiction is real. And I know you’ve come to check if you have it. You’ve come to see if you’re normal. You’re not. Not normal. Think of what you just did.  Someone on Twitter tweeted this article....

The “How Much Is Twitter Worth” Quiz! How Do You Rank?

The “How Much Is Twitter Worth” Quiz! How Do You Rank?
I’m no Brad Pitt. That’s a startling reality I have to live with each day. Each day I wake up, look in the mirror and smile. Non-creepy this time.  Non-creepy.  Just like every other guy. That’s what I say to myself. And each day I go to the coffee shop and stare at chicks with my well-rehearsed...

5 Secrets To Get Retweets That The Experts Won’t Tell You.

5 Secrets To Get Retweets That The Experts Won’t Tell You.
Douchebags have arrived to twitter in droves. In herds. In whatever word means ‘large quantities’. Douchebags have arrived to twitter in KFC Family Meal-sizes. OK.  That’s just what I’m eating right now. But they’re here. And recently I have discovered that they are charging people to learn...

An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look At Tremendous News

An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look At Tremendous News
Ann Leary Barbara-Walters my ass in the interview below. Hmm. I never thought I'd couple "Barbara Walters" and "my ass" in the same sentence. Ever. Since I invented Tremendous News!, I’ve kept my cards very close to my moobs. I’ve been guarded. I’ve given no interviews....

5 Ways Cougars Can Use Twitter To Find Prey.

5 Ways Cougars Can Use Twitter To Find Prey.
Since I've been threatened by lawyers, I now have to draw back-up images in case I have to take the real image down. In the end, we all lose. Last night I screened the television programme Cougar Town. I enjoyed it. It was fun and smart.  And the chick from Friends was like almost totally naked. 2...

3 Reasons Why Twitter’s New Retweet Function Is Tremendous.

3 Reasons Why Twitter’s New Retweet Function Is Tremendous.
There’s been much hoopla in the Twitter universe over the upcoming changes to the “retweet” function. Like that? Hoopla. I was going to use bru-haha but I decided against it. Because it’s hard to spell. Some people are angered at how Twitter plans on dealing with retweets. They...

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