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Even this kitten thinks you're an idiot. Deep within the bowels of society, a new enemy rests. A word. A word ready to burst out of the badonkadonk of pop culture and destroy us all with its pungent smell. The word ‘literally’. If you’ve heard it and used it, you’re part...

When Apple released the iPad, something strange happened. Regular people became alarming shitheads. It was like the iPad was the ring, and they all became the creature Gollum. The following article isn’t a knock on the iPad.  I think the product looks great.  In fact, if my mom lets me, I’ll buy...

I traveled to New York City recently. I was greeted with vitriolic anger and extreme doucheyness. God I love New York. I stood at the exact spot Kevin reunited with his parents in Home Alone 2 and fought back tears.  I fed pigeons in Central Park whom I later yelled at.  I tinkled in a taxi to maintain...

If anyone can teach you how to be a real man, it’s me. I come from a long line of real men.  My dad once beat up Santa Claus because he was breaking into our house. That’s what I was told on a toyless Christmas morning. If you want to be a real man, don’t break these ten rules. 1....

1. Leave A Passive-Aggressive Comment On Her Relationship Status When She Announces She’s Single. Finally!  After years of dating a guy you know you’re better than, she’s broken it off. Now it’s time to strike. DON’T: Tell her you totally want to do her and you’ve...

1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll kill you. And there’s the rub. We were paranoid...

Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

I’m not smooth in real life. I know. Shocking. I’ve been called “socially awkward”, “a little weird”, “creepy and gross.” Mostly the last thing. Which is why I’ve retreated to the darkness of my parents basement to write articles on Twitter. Due...