The 10 Questions You Should Never Ever Ask.

The 10 Questions You Should Never Ever Ask.
Again, my tiny friends on my Facebook page have helped me generate content. Thank you, anonymous Internet people. I asked them what questions they hate being asked. In response, they ejected a stream of questions that I trimmed down to… Ha! They ejected a stream. Here’s some of them.  Try...

5 Lessons Volcano Whatever-It’s-Called Taught Us.

5 Lessons Volcano Whatever-It’s-Called Taught Us.
Weeks ago, a volcano in Iceland made a mess of things. Flights were grounded, people were angry.  Ash in the air.  General annoyance. Plus a name that’s just a big pain in the ass. Now as we look back, we reflect.  I have gleaned five lessons from this debacle. Like that? Gleaned? I use big...

How We Celebrate Earth Day (A Pie Chart Breakdown)

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5 Reasons To Never Use The Word “Literally”

5 Reasons To Never Use The Word “Literally”
Even this kitten thinks you're an idiot. Deep within the bowels of society, a new enemy rests. A word. A word ready to burst out of the badonkadonk of pop culture and destroy us all with its pungent smell. The word ‘literally’. If you’ve heard it and used it, you’re part...

10 Signs The Apple iPad Has Made You The Most Annoying Person Ever.

10 Signs The Apple iPad Has Made You The Most Annoying Person Ever.
When Apple released the iPad, something strange happened. Regular people became alarming shitheads. It was like the iPad was the ring, and they all became the creature Gollum. The following article isn’t a knock on the iPad.  I think the product looks great.  In fact, if my mom lets me, I’ll buy...

9 Signs You’re Talking To A New Yorker.

9 Signs You’re Talking To A New Yorker.
I traveled to New York City recently. I was greeted with vitriolic anger and extreme doucheyness. God I love New York. I stood at the exact spot Kevin reunited with his parents in Home Alone 2 and fought back tears.  I fed pigeons in Central Park whom I later yelled at.  I tinkled in a taxi to maintain...

10 Rules Real Men Never Break.

10 Rules Real Men Never Break.
If anyone can teach you how to be a real man, it’s me. I come from a long line of real men.  My dad once beat up Santa Claus because he was breaking into our house. That’s what I was told on a toyless Christmas morning. If you want to be a real man, don’t break these ten rules. 1....

5 Steps To Seduce Any Woman On Facebook.

5 Steps To Seduce Any Woman On Facebook.
1. Leave A Passive-Aggressive Comment On Her Relationship Status When She Announces She’s Single. Finally!  After years of dating a guy you know you’re better than, she’s broken it off. Now it’s time to strike. DON’T: Tell her you totally want to do her and you’ve...

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.
1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.
When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll kill you. And there’s the rub. We were paranoid...

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