A common scene in my life. (Except with way fatter chicks)
Have you ever been blocked by someone on Facebook or Twitter?
Don’t answer.
That was rhetorical, dopey.
You’ve been blocked.
There’s been a point in time where someone evaluated your contribution to their world and said:
Pass.
Then...
The Vuvuzela controversy is heating up. Those really really loud horns you hear every time you turn on the World Cup?
Who invented those?
Who saw a need.
Anyway, they’re here. And debate is ramping up on whether they’ll be banned. I decided to re-create the entire debate using kittens....
The creator of this show, Romantically Challenged, had enough time to answer my offensive questions.
I had a rare chance to talk to Ricky Blitt, the former exec producer and writer of Family Guy, as well as creator of Romantically Challenged. Obviously, I screwed it up. Here’s the full text...
I ripped this image from the lamest Facebook Profile picture on Earth.
I asked my tiny friends on Facebook what the worst thing to say on a date was.
They had a few ideas from experience.
Unfortunately, I recalled using some of them on my dates.
Which is why I don’t date now.
Let’s get started.
1....
This is pre-Farmville request.
The biggest buzzkill in the world is when your parents join Facebook.
I’m lucky. My mom’s not computer savvy. She thinks e-mail forwards are actually written by the person who sends the forward.
Did you see Aunty Maya wrote 150 jokes about blondes? I didn’t...
Again, my tiny friends on my Facebook page have helped me generate content.
Thank you, anonymous Internet people.
I asked them what questions they hate being asked.
In response, they ejected a stream of questions that I trimmed down to…
Ha!
They ejected a stream.
Here’s some of them. Try...
Weeks ago, a volcano in Iceland made a mess of things.
Flights were grounded, people were angry. Ash in the air. General annoyance.
Plus a name that’s just a big pain in the ass.
Now as we look back, we reflect. I have gleaned five lessons from this debacle.
Like that?
Gleaned?
I use big...
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Even this kitten thinks you're an idiot.
Deep within the bowels of society, a new enemy rests.
A word.
A word ready to burst out of the badonkadonk of pop culture and destroy us all with its pungent smell.
The word ‘literally’.
If you’ve heard it and used it, you’re part...