5 Things We Can Learn From Tiger’s Possible Divorce.

5 Things We Can Learn From Tiger’s Possible Divorce.
Reports today indicate Elin Norde.. Nordege.. Nordegr.. Reports today indicate Elin is going to file for divorce. This is good news.   I feel for Elin. She’s a super hot chick.  Super hot.  If she ever let me date her, I’d never cheat on her. I’ve been single for so long, I’d...

The 10 Most Annoying Facebook Applications.

The 10 Most Annoying Facebook Applications.
There are several things that annoy everyone.  Clowns, mimes, protruding nostril hair, and those people that open a door for you but you’re still too far away, so you have to speed up to get there, and then when you do they expect you to thank them. Way to be helpful. However, allow me to introduce...

5 Things That Immediately Turn Off Women.

5 Things That Immediately Turn Off Women.
Sometimes I feel like I’m not an expert on a subject. When I talk about Twitter, Facebook, even life. Now re-read the title of this post. Yes. I got this shit. I’ve been turning off women since the Reagan Administration.  And I was just a startlingly obese boy back then. My first crush...

The 10 People You Meet While Traveling.

The 10 People You Meet While Traveling.
Oh OK. Because that shit never happens. I’m traveling.  And I’ve already learned a valuable lesson. Traveling sucks ass. After traveling a lot in my former “employed” life, I’ll share with you a few people everyone meets while traveling. 1. The Guy With The Disgusting Socks. It’s...

My Big Fat Greek Interview With Nia Vardalos.

My Big Fat Greek Interview With Nia Vardalos.
Nia Vardalos with John Stamos who poses absolutely no threat to me. What does he have that I don't have? Besides looks, success, and not-moobs. Let’s pilot back to a time when there wasn’t a Tremendous News. News just wasn’t tremendous. I was sitting on the ugly orange couch in...

5 Ways To Return Anything To Any Store.

5 Ways To Return Anything To Any Store.
So what if she has nothing to do with the article. Stop raining on my super-hot parade. This weekend, a friend of mine told me a harrowing story. It was about her, some chick-clothes, and this store, Lulemom. Luleman? Something with a lemon. She went there to return merchandise that fell apart in the...

3 Major Letterman Gaffes This Year: Which Was The Most Embarrassing?

3 Major Letterman Gaffes This Year: Which Was The Most Embarrassing?
Earlier today, David Letterman admitted that he was the victim of an alleged extortion plot.  Someone was trying to get $2M from Letterman to stay quiet about him having sex with female members of his staff. So basically, he admitted to totally doing members of his staff. Holy poopy-pants! You sit...

Local Hospital To Tweet Baby’s Delivery At Midnight.

Local Hospital To Tweet Baby’s Delivery At Midnight.
I finally have news. It’s only taken, what, six months? Some news site I’ve got here. Tonight, at midnight central, the OSF St Joseph Medical Center in Bloomington, IL will tweet a real “birthing experience”. Live. So basically, this lady will give birth.  Then someone who witnesses...

An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look At Tremendous News

An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look At Tremendous News
Ann Leary Barbara-Walters my ass in the interview below. Hmm. I never thought I'd couple "Barbara Walters" and "my ass" in the same sentence. Ever. Since I invented Tremendous News!, I’ve kept my cards very close to my moobs. I’ve been guarded. I’ve given no interviews....

Celebrity Twitter Reaction To The Death Of Patrick Swayze.

Celebrity Twitter Reaction To The Death Of Patrick Swayze.
RIP Patrick Swayze.  You were tremendous. This list will keep growing so check back soon.  If you see a good celebrity tweet about Patrick Swayze, let me know. tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2009/09/14/celebrity-twitter-reaction-to-the-death-of-patrick-swayze/';tweetcount_title='Celebrity...

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