5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Blame Jesse James Just Yet.

5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Blame Jesse James Just Yet.
Jesse James is facing a massive storm of electrical hate today amid allegations that he cheated on super hot Sandra Bullock. Jesse and I are friends. Fine. Jesse and I are e-friends. Also a lie. Jesse and I followed each other on Twitter and he agreed to do an article with me on Tremendous News. Honesty...

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.
1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.
There’s a pain you feel when someone unfollows you on Twitter. Like a breaking up pain. A quiet dumping. Ha! Quiet dumping. We all feel it.  It’s like that song Everybody Hurts by REM. Play that in your mind while you read this. If you’ve just been unfollowed by someone and you’re...

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.
When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll kill you. And there’s the rub. We were paranoid...

The 5 Creepiest Oscar Moments: A Cringe-Inducing Recap Of Last Night.

The 5 Creepiest Oscar Moments: A Cringe-Inducing Recap Of Last Night.
Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

15 Signs You’re Talking To A Canadian.

15 Signs You’re Talking To A Canadian.
The Olympics are being hosted on the same part of the planet I’m stepping on right now. Canada. In tribute to this, I’ve decided to honour my nation’s people the only way I know how. By totally making fun of them. If you’re not Canadian, you might know a Canadian or someone you...

The 7 Most Embarrassing Mistakes You Can Make On Twitter

The 7 Most Embarrassing Mistakes You Can Make On Twitter
I’m not smooth in real life. I know. Shocking. I’ve been called “socially awkward”, “a little weird”, “creepy and gross.” Mostly the last thing. Which is why I’ve retreated to the darkness of my parents basement to write articles on Twitter. Due...

5 Signs You’re Part Of An Internet Fad.

5 Signs You’re Part Of An Internet Fad.
Nothing could be more hilarious. Nobody wants to believe that they’re part of a fad. It’s this weird thing about us. Humans. We feel like if we’re part of something that was wildly popular for a fleeting moment, we just got suckered. Cuckolded. And I’ll be damned if I get cuckolded again. But...

How Kevin Smith Just Won One For The Fatties.

How Kevin Smith Just Won One For The Fatties.
Actor-director-screenwriter-fat person Kevin Smith was recently asked to de-plane a Southwest flight recently because he was deemed “too fat” to fly. Outrageous. When I read this news, I was coincidentally feeding myself.  I looked up from my third hot pocket and yelled outrageous with...

5 Reasons Why Google Buzz Will Fail.

5 Reasons Why Google Buzz Will Fail.
Today, Google launched “Buzz”, its major strike into the boobs of social media. Listen, friends. Listen. Hear it? That’s the sound of every social media maven, guru, cowboy and expert convulsing in tantric release. They’re ready to call this the “Twitter killer”, the biggest threat to Facebook,...

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