How To Get Laid On Twitter. The Definitive FlowChart.

How To Get Laid On Twitter. The Definitive FlowChart.
For more pointless flow charts, follow me on Twitter here.  Although, I won’t lie.  I’ll try to send you a twitpic of my package. Email me here: dee@tremendousnews.com Tweet !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");...

10 Things You Can Never Say On A Date.

10 Things You Can Never Say On A Date.
I ripped this image from the lamest Facebook Profile picture on Earth. I asked my tiny friends on Facebook what the worst thing to say on a date was. They had a few ideas from experience. Unfortunately, I recalled using some of them on my dates. Which is why I don’t date now. Let’s get started. 1....

11 Ways To Become The Worst Facebook Friend Ever.

11 Ways To Become The Worst Facebook Friend Ever.
Jilted by a lover?  Hate someone’s ugly face? Here are eleven ways you can become their worst Facebook nightmare. 1. Add All Of Their Asian Friends. Everyone hates the guy who adds everyone else’s friends.  But don’t be conventional. Profile. When they see that all of your mutual...

5 Ways Celebrities Can Be Less Annoying On Twitter.

5 Ways Celebrities Can Be Less Annoying On Twitter.
SuperDouche is back!  This time, he’s educating a young celebrity on how to be less annoying on Twitter.  This video has horrible language and bad computer voices. What? You were expecting Spielberg? You can follow me on Twitter. here. Enjoy! dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/05/06/5-ways-celebrities-can-be-less-annoying-on-twitter/';tweetcount_title='5...

10 Ways Parents Can Humiliate Their Kids On Facebook.

10 Ways Parents Can Humiliate Their Kids On Facebook.
This is pre-Farmville request. The biggest buzzkill in the world is when your parents join Facebook. I’m lucky.  My mom’s not computer savvy.  She thinks e-mail forwards are actually written by the person who sends the forward. Did you see Aunty Maya wrote 150 jokes about blondes?  I didn’t...

5 Reasons Why Conan On 60 Minutes Was A Mistake

5 Reasons Why Conan On 60 Minutes Was A Mistake
Missed Conan O’Brien on 60 Minutes last night? You’re lucky. NBC and Leno may have orchestrated his last mess, but he’s the only one to blame for this interview. I’m a fan of Conan. I really am. But this was just awful. Here are five reasons why this interview was a bad mistake. 1. Nobody...

What Are We Doing On Facebook? [Infographic]

What Are We Doing On Facebook? [Infographic]
Join my Facebook page here. dee@tremendousnews.com tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/04/30/what-are-we-doing-on-facebook/';tweetcount_title='What Are We Doing On Facebook? [Infographic]';tweetcount_cnt=183;tweetcount_src='RT @TremendousNews:';tweetcount_via=false;tweetcount_background='FFFF00';tweetcount_border='777777';tweetcount_text='000000';

5 Ways To Get A Celebrity To Follow You On Twitter.

5 Ways To Get A Celebrity To Follow You On Twitter.
Some of you joined Twitter for one reason. Celebrities. You need access to their minds.  Their non-refundable nuggets of wisdom. You’ve joined Twitter for this: The biggest thrill is when a celebrity follows you.  You’ve been chosen. And you can totally throw it in the faces of others. Alyssa...

The 10 Questions You Should Never Ever Ask.

The 10 Questions You Should Never Ever Ask.
Again, my tiny friends on my Facebook page have helped me generate content. Thank you, anonymous Internet people. I asked them what questions they hate being asked. In response, they ejected a stream of questions that I trimmed down to… Ha! They ejected a stream. Here’s some of them.  Try...

5 Lessons Volcano Whatever-It’s-Called Taught Us.

5 Lessons Volcano Whatever-It’s-Called Taught Us.
Weeks ago, a volcano in Iceland made a mess of things. Flights were grounded, people were angry.  Ash in the air.  General annoyance. Plus a name that’s just a big pain in the ass. Now as we look back, we reflect.  I have gleaned five lessons from this debacle. Like that? Gleaned? I use big...

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