When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll kill you. And there’s the rub. We were paranoid...

Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

Ever since English was invented, there’s been a swath of phrases that annoy everyone. Like that? Swath? I read books now. I asked my tiny friends on Facebook for suggestions on some of their most hated phrases.  They gave me well over 70. I’m going to trim it down to 10 of the most vile. If...

The Olympics are being hosted on the same part of the planet I’m stepping on right now. Canada. In tribute to this, I’ve decided to honour my nation’s people the only way I know how. By totally making fun of them. If you’re not Canadian, you might know a Canadian or someone you...

I’m not smooth in real life. I know. Shocking. I’ve been called “socially awkward”, “a little weird”, “creepy and gross.” Mostly the last thing. Which is why I’ve retreated to the darkness of my parents basement to write articles on Twitter. Due...

Nothing could be more hilarious. Nobody wants to believe that they’re part of a fad. It’s this weird thing about us. Humans. We feel like if we’re part of something that was wildly popular for a fleeting moment, we just got suckered. Cuckolded. And I’ll be damned if I get cuckolded again. But...

Actor-director-screenwriter-fat person Kevin Smith was recently asked to de-plane a Southwest flight recently because he was deemed “too fat” to fly. Outrageous. When I read this news, I was coincidentally feeding myself.  I looked up from my third hot pocket and yelled outrageous with...

Today, Google launched “Buzz”, its major strike into the boobs of social media. Listen, friends. Listen. Hear it? That’s the sound of every social media maven, guru, cowboy and expert convulsing in tantric release. They’re ready to call this the “Twitter killer”, the biggest threat to Facebook,...

The movie Avatar is about a planet of people attacked by a much stronger force. They have to battle back, these underdogs, to protect their land. If you’re reading this, you come from another planet too. The devastatingly nerdy world of Twitter. Don’t fight it. Don’t fight it. Embrace...

As the Super Bowl quickly approaches, here’s our hero Super Douche teaching you what to say to ruin anyone’s party. Follow me on twitter here. tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/02/01/5-things-to-say-to-be-the-biggest-douchebag-at-your-super-bowl-party/';tweetcount_title='5...