10 Reasons To Bury Your Blackberry

10 Reasons To Bury Your Blackberry
They don't have blackberries. The world is divided in two. People who are normal, and people who have Blackberries. I own one.  So let this article sing as an anthem of self hate. Hey, that wasn’t a half-bad line.  Usually I have like three “boobs” in the first two sentences. Ha! Three...

The 10 Facebook Mistakes You Probably Just Made

The 10 Facebook Mistakes You Probably Just Made
I'm friending this woman later. Being on Facebook means sharing, caring, being friends. Sorry, I was watching Treehouse TV and that was one of their things. Don’t ask why a 32 year old man’s watching Treehouse alone on a weekday.  The answer’s cold and painful. I like how they...

The 10 Types Of Facebook Friends. Which One Are You?

The 10 Types Of Facebook Friends.  Which One Are You?
The world of Facebook is divided in ten. Ten types of personalities.  Ten distinct characters. And  guess what? You’re one of them. Or maybe not.  I can’t do every type.  That would take hours to write and you’ll zone out into a coma mid-way and go who’s this fat blogger...

The 10 Annoying Phrases You Need To Stop Using.

The 10 Annoying Phrases You Need To Stop Using.
I'm betting she says 'epic' Ever since English was invented, there’s been a swath of phrases that annoy everyone. Like that? Swath? I read books now. I asked my tiny friends on Facebook for suggestions on some of their most hated phrases.  They gave me well over 70. I’m going...

10 Signs You’re A Facebook Stalker.

10 Signs You’re A Facebook Stalker.
This is actually how creepy you are. Right now, you probably think you’re normal. Nice. Decent. Human. Ha! Hilarious. I know you.  Beneath your cheery smile is dark nerdy evil.  And your satanic lord is Facebook.  Once you log on, you can’t resist yourself.  You stalk people. Possibly...

5 Signs You’re About To Be Blocked.

5 Signs You’re About To Be Blocked.
A common scene in my life. (Except with way fatter chicks) Have you ever been blocked by someone on Facebook or Twitter? Don’t answer. That was rhetorical, dopey. You’ve been blocked. There’s been a point in time where someone evaluated your contribution to their world and said: Pass. Then...

19 Words That Will Always Gross You Out.

19 Words That Will Always Gross You Out.
There’s a small group of words in the English language that everyone dislikes.  If the English language were a party, these words would be the guys with fake tans and Affliction t-shirts. Listening to techno. Beating up fat guys with bladder problems. Shit. I’ve made it personal. Let’s...

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were On Twitter

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were On Twitter
It seems like everyone follows the exact same celebrities on Twitter. Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hanks, Alyssa Milano, Bronson Pinchot from TV’s Perfect Strangers. OK, not Bronson Pinchot. We live in an unjust world. But today, I’ll introduce you to a few people who are celebrities in their own...

Team France’s World Cup Collapse Re-Enacted By Babies in 1 Minute

Team France’s World Cup Collapse Re-Enacted By Babies in 1 Minute
If you’re not following the World Cup, you’ve missed the hilarious drama and in-fighting of Team France. They were eliminated after they suspended players, had a strike, and well, acted like babies. Don’t worry.  I re-created the entire debacle for you. Enjoy. Babies donated by ShutterStock. dee@tremendousnews.com //...

Tony Hayward’s Testimony Summarized In 5 Pictures.

Tony Hayward’s Testimony Summarized In 5 Pictures.
If you didn’t watch BP CEO Tony Hayward’s testimony, I’ve summarized it in five pictures. All pictures from AP. I’m too poor to fly to Washington and take them myself. Also too poor to own a camera. A lot of poorness going on. See what I deal with, lads! PAPER SIGNS. Paper...

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