Disney Buys Marvel, Completely Ignores My Creations.

Disney Buys Marvel, Completely Ignores My Creations.
Related to my article? No. Incredibly relevant? Yes. When I discovered the news that Disney acquired Marvel in a $4 billion deal, I was flabbergasted. And it’s rare to gast my flabber. I woke in my parents basement, uncovered the tarp-blanket that I sleep under and looked up at the natural light...

5 Things To Know Before Watching Inglourious Basterds.

5 Things To Know Before Watching Inglourious Basterds.
Quentin Tarantino. Brad Pitt. Tremendous News. Could your weekend get any better? Don’t answer that. I’m excited about Inglourious Basterds.  It has been quite a while since I screened a talking film.  I’ll be taking four buses to see it. Here are five things I found while researching...

7 Secrets To A Sensational Blog Post.

7 Secrets To A Sensational Blog Post.
The 8th secret is to use a picture of a chick in a belly-shirt even if she has little to nothing to do with your content. Inventing a blog is tough work. You have to sit there, be creative, be interesting, be anecdotical. Is that a word? Anecdotical? It looks weird and my WordPress editor is underlining...

In Defense Of Richard Jefferson: Bailing On Your Wedding Isn’t A Crime.

In Defense Of Richard Jefferson: Bailing On Your Wedding Isn’t A Crime.
See? It happens both ways! But really: call a cab, lady. Have you ever been on a bus? It's a convoy of mental patients. Oh dear God. You’re already mad. I can feel it deep down inside my super-fat body. In this post you’re going to read my defense of a man who bailed on his own wedding...

Dear Women: Don’t Believe In ‘Artifical Sperm’, From Every Guy On The Planet.

Dear Women: Don’t Believe In ‘Artifical Sperm’, From Every Guy On The Planet.
This article is only for women. Don’t worry guys. I totally got this. Women, hi. I interact with many of you on a daily basis.  One of you is my mother.  Several of you I’ve had friendships with.  Hundreds of you have rejected my creepy advances. I guess you can call me a lady’s...

5 News Outlets That Do Social Media Well And 1 That Doesn’t.

5 News Outlets That Do Social Media Well And 1 That Doesn’t.
If you looked at this image and focused on the 3 and a 1/2 inch disks, you’re a complete nerd. Don’t worry. I did too. The news is changing. The way we receive it. Digest it. Process it. All different. A massive army of Internet nerds have demanded that the news be delivered to...

Tremendous News Celebrates A Tremendous Two Months.

Tremendous News Celebrates A Tremendous Two Months.
Ernie and Bert were the pioneers of bromance. We addressed that and a variety of other topics over the last two months. But you wouldnt know that, would you? Why? Because you were on Boing Boing. Shame on you. Two months ago, I started Tremendous News. It was a humble beginning.  I typed furiously...

The Future Of Television.

I have this exact TV at home right now. How hot am I? I predicted where the future of television would be in 1985.  I was just five. My sister stole the remote control when I wanted to watch the Smurfs.  She put it on 21 Jump Street. It’s entirely possible I have the year wrong, but there’s...

Tremendous Advice.

Tremendous Advice.
I’ve decided to be more altruistic.  To be a servant of the people.  To give. Which is why I’m going to take questions and dispense ad Im only like seven thousand million times better than this guy at giving advice. Plus infinity. vice.  I will reach out up from underneath you, cup your...

Synecdoche New York: Two Hours And Four Minutes I Will Never Get Back.

Synecdoche New York: Two Hours And Four Minutes I Will Never Get Back.
Synecdoche New York is now available on DVD. Be sure to miss it. I’ve been mind-raped by a movie. Mind-molested. Completely and entirely violated in my head-hole. And I blame the New York Times. Days ago, I decided it would be prudent to screen an artistic film.  As many of my colleagues and...

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