Some of you joined Twitter for one reason. Celebrities. You need access to their minds.  Their non-refundable nuggets of wisdom. You’ve joined Twitter for this: The biggest thrill is when a celebrity follows you.  You’ve been chosen. And you can totally throw it in the faces of others. Alyssa...

If anyone can teach you how to be a real man, it’s me. I come from a long line of real men.  My dad once beat up Santa Claus because he was breaking into our house. That’s what I was told on a toyless Christmas morning. If you want to be a real man, don’t break these ten rules. 1....

1. Leave A Passive-Aggressive Comment On Her Relationship Status When She Announces She’s Single. Finally!  After years of dating a guy you know you’re better than, she’s broken it off. Now it’s time to strike. DON’T: Tell her you totally want to do her and you’ve...

This man has created a monster. As you survey the Internet each day, you’re assaulted with information. Health care reform.  Pass. Tiger Woods is a whore.  Pass. 15 New Fruits You Haven’t Discovered Yet. Fuck yes. Why? Why do we suddenly care about fruit? Here’s why. 5 Reasons Why...

Jesse James is facing a massive storm of electrical hate today amid allegations that he cheated on super hot Sandra Bullock. Jesse and I are friends. Fine. Jesse and I are e-friends. Also a lie. Jesse and I followed each other on Twitter and he agreed to do an article with me on Tremendous News. Honesty...

1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

As the Super Bowl quickly approaches, here’s our hero Super Douche teaching you what to say to ruin anyone’s party. Follow me on twitter here. tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/02/01/5-things-to-say-to-be-the-biggest-douchebag-at-your-super-bowl-party/';tweetcount_title='5...

This is me cry-dancing to the Ting Tings. You think I’m strong. That’s why you come here. Like a hungry seal pup, you come to nurse from the teat of my intellect.  Yearning for more. Ha! Teat. But I’m not strong sometimes.  Sometimes, I’m weak. Sometimes I cry. I’m a...

God may have shortchanged me. I wanted a young, taut body.  He gave me a lumpy mess. I wanted a super hot chick.  He gave me XBOX Live. I wanted writing success.  He gave me a blog that’s consistently beat by cats playing with string. And still, I believe. I believe God, aka He-Man, will deliver...