Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men.
Or for women who are more manly than I.
Of which there are a lot of.
Hilarious.
If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments.
1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...
As the Super Bowl quickly approaches, here’s our hero Super Douche teaching you what to say to ruin anyone’s party.
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Don't worry buddy. I get fired all the time!
I’ve read the People Of Earth letter.
I’ve surveyed the damage.
I’ve monitored Conan’s progress on the Tonight Show. Watched Leno at 10pm. DVR Letterman.
I’m as close to a late-night expert as you’ll ever meet.
Which,...
New Year's Eve 2010 in my parents' basement. I know. Typical.
I’ve come to the sobering realization that I may have a few issues.
It hit me on New Year’s Eve. I was singing “If I Needed Someone” on Beatles Rock Band in my peejay pants with the racing stripe. I rest the microphone...
Of all the fallen empires, I like England the most.
Athens, Rome? Kind of hot.
Mongolia?
Please.
It’s England. I holidayed there a few years ago. Alone, of course.
I wandered the streets of London, from pub to pub. Eating jacket potatoes and taking in the culture.
Trying to totally do...
I’ll admit it.
I’ve been known to be wrong once or twice.
Thought Michael Vick was a dog person and Kanye West would be gracious.
Know David Letterman?
Seemed asexual to me.
Fine.
So I’m not that bright.
But when it comes to football players, I find most of them annoying.. They’re...
Earlier today, David Letterman admitted that he was the victim of an alleged extortion plot. Someone was trying to get $2M from Letterman to stay quiet about him having sex with female members of his staff.
So basically, he admitted to totally doing members of his staff.
Holy poopy-pants!
You sit...
This is me analyzing thousands of celebrity avatars to compile this precise list. Minus 300 pounds.
Recently, People Magazine released their Best Dressed Celebrities.
Which is great if you follow around celebrities all day like creepy paparazzi, super fans and stalkers.
I’m too lazy to be any...
RIP Patrick Swayze. You were tremendous.
This list will keep growing so check back soon. If you see a good celebrity tweet about Patrick Swayze, let me know.
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I showed you what the celebrities were saying about Kanye West.
I showed you what I thought of the situation.
Here’s the other side.
On this list? Angry?
Yell at me on Twitter.
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