Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

As the Super Bowl quickly approaches, here’s our hero Super Douche teaching you what to say to ruin anyone’s party. Follow me on twitter here. tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/02/01/5-things-to-say-to-be-the-biggest-douchebag-at-your-super-bowl-party/';tweetcount_title='5...

This is me cry-dancing to the Ting Tings. You think I’m strong. That’s why you come here. Like a hungry seal pup, you come to nurse from the teat of my intellect.  Yearning for more. Ha! Teat. But I’m not strong sometimes.  Sometimes, I’m weak. Sometimes I cry. I’m a...

God may have shortchanged me. I wanted a young, taut body.  He gave me a lumpy mess. I wanted a super hot chick.  He gave me XBOX Live. I wanted writing success.  He gave me a blog that’s consistently beat by cats playing with string. And still, I believe. I believe God, aka He-Man, will deliver...

"It's Saturday night! Who wants to play our Read Write Web drinking game!?" I’ve always wanted to write a douchey article teaching people how to get more Twitter followers. The only problem was, I had none. But now that I have a few, I can drive my doucheyness right up your grill. In...

Don't worry buddy. I get fired all the time! I’ve read the People Of Earth letter. I’ve surveyed the damage. I’ve monitored Conan’s progress on the Tonight Show.  Watched Leno at 10pm.  DVR Letterman. I’m as close to a late-night expert as you’ll ever meet. Which,...

New Year's Eve 2010 in my parents' basement. I know. Typical. I’ve come to the sobering realization that I may have a few issues. It hit me on New Year’s Eve.  I was singing “If I Needed Someone” on Beatles Rock Band in my peejay pants with the racing stripe.  I rest the microphone...

Of all the fallen empires, I like England the most. Athens, Rome?  Kind of hot. Mongolia? Please. It’s England.  I holidayed there a few years ago.  Alone, of course. I wandered the streets of London, from pub to pub.  Eating jacket potatoes and taking in the culture. Trying to totally do...

In my head, this is what the teachers at the school looked like. Recently, I judged a speech arts competition for fourth and fifth graders. This is the most I’ve done in seventeen months.  Judge a contest. Ladies?  That’s called being driven. A dozen tiny contestants took the stage to...

Reports today indicate Elin Norde.. Nordege.. Nordegr.. Reports today indicate Elin is going to file for divorce. This is good news.   I feel for Elin. She’s a super hot chick.  Super hot.  If she ever let me date her, I’d never cheat on her. I’ve been single for so long, I’d...