It seems like everyone follows the exact same celebrities on Twitter.
Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hanks, Alyssa Milano, Bronson Pinchot from TV’s Perfect Strangers.
OK, not Bronson Pinchot.
We live in an unjust world.
But today, I’ll introduce you to a few people who are celebrities in their own...
If you’re not following the World Cup, you’ve missed the hilarious drama and in-fighting of Team France. They were eliminated after they suspended players, had a strike, and well, acted like babies.
Don’t worry. I re-created the entire debacle for you.
Babies donated by ShutterStock.
The Vuvuzela controversy is heating up. Those really really loud horns you hear every time you turn on the World Cup?
Who invented those?
Who saw a need.
Anyway, they’re here. And debate is ramping up on whether they’ll be banned. I decided to re-create the entire debate using kittens....
You might think I’m slowly becoming less of a douche because of the cat videos I’m making.
Awww, Tremendous News has a heart! He wuvs the cute little kittehz!
If you talk like that, stop reading.
Because that’s not English.
The truth is, I use these cats as my conduits of...
Behind every great actress in Hollywood, there's a Ricky Blitt. Staring, breathing, blinking.
This is the second part of my conversation with Ricky Blitt, producer, writer, wearer of mustard-stained sweatpants with alarming crotch-holes. For the first part, click here.
I feel like chicks would...
The creator of this show, Romantically Challenged, had enough time to answer my offensive questions.
I had a rare chance to talk to Ricky Blitt, the former exec producer and writer of Family Guy, as well as creator of Romantically Challenged. Obviously, I screwed it up. Here’s the full text...
After six seasons of watching Lost, I’ve decided to recap the entire experience using profane and off-putting cats. If you haven’t seen the show at all, this will save you six years. If you’re like me and have invested your emoticons into the show, this is a celebration of the finale.
Jilted by a lover? Hate someone’s ugly face?
Here are eleven ways you can become their worst Facebook nightmare.
1. Add All Of Their Asian Friends.
Everyone hates the guy who adds everyone else’s friends. But don’t be conventional.
When they see that all of your mutual...
SuperDouche is back! This time, he’s educating a young celebrity on how to be less annoying on Twitter. This video has horrible language and bad computer voices.
You were expecting Spielberg?
You can follow me on Twitter. here.
Missed Conan O’Brien on 60 Minutes last night?
NBC and Leno may have orchestrated his last mess, but he’s the only one to blame for this interview. I’m a fan of Conan. I really am.
But this was just awful.
Here are five reasons why this interview was a bad mistake.