Jesse James is facing a massive storm of electrical hate today amid allegations that he cheated on super hot Sandra Bullock. Jesse and I are friends. Fine. Jesse and I are e-friends. Also a lie. Jesse and I followed each other on Twitter and he agreed to do an article with me on Tremendous News. Honesty...

1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

As the Super Bowl quickly approaches, here’s our hero Super Douche teaching you what to say to ruin anyone’s party. Follow me on twitter here. tweetcount_url='http://tremendousnews.com/2010/02/01/5-things-to-say-to-be-the-biggest-douchebag-at-your-super-bowl-party/';tweetcount_title='5...

This is me cry-dancing to the Ting Tings. You think I’m strong. That’s why you come here. Like a hungry seal pup, you come to nurse from the teat of my intellect.  Yearning for more. Ha! Teat. But I’m not strong sometimes.  Sometimes, I’m weak. Sometimes I cry. I’m a...

God may have shortchanged me. I wanted a young, taut body.  He gave me a lumpy mess. I wanted a super hot chick.  He gave me XBOX Live. I wanted writing success.  He gave me a blog that’s consistently beat by cats playing with string. And still, I believe. I believe God, aka He-Man, will deliver...

"It's Saturday night! Who wants to play our Read Write Web drinking game!?" I’ve always wanted to write a douchey article teaching people how to get more Twitter followers. The only problem was, I had none. But now that I have a few, I can drive my doucheyness right up your grill. In...

Don't worry buddy. I get fired all the time! I’ve read the People Of Earth letter. I’ve surveyed the damage. I’ve monitored Conan’s progress on the Tonight Show.  Watched Leno at 10pm.  DVR Letterman. I’m as close to a late-night expert as you’ll ever meet. Which,...

New Year's Eve 2010 in my parents' basement. I know. Typical. I’ve come to the sobering realization that I may have a few issues. It hit me on New Year’s Eve.  I was singing “If I Needed Someone” on Beatles Rock Band in my peejay pants with the racing stripe.  I rest the microphone...

Of all the fallen empires, I like England the most. Athens, Rome?  Kind of hot. Mongolia? Please. It’s England.  I holidayed there a few years ago.  Alone, of course. I wandered the streets of London, from pub to pub.  Eating jacket potatoes and taking in the culture. Trying to totally do...