Bailout Explained.

Bailout Explained.
This mans reckless spending spree on coffee and watches must come to an end. Everybody wants a bailout. The banks. Insurance companies.  Sovereign nations.  Your asshole neighbor Tom who owns a mortgage company and wears fancy suits to work while you wear a fleece sweater from the GAP you bought in...

A Reply To An E-Mail Scam Artist.

A Reply To An E-Mail Scam Artist.
Here at Tremendous News, I receive hundreds of e-mails everyday from readers. Okay that’s a lie.  I get spam and porn links.  There’s this one lady who thought she was writing to another blog, so I didn’t correct her. She found out and doesn’t write me anymore. Catherine:...

3 Ways of Knowing You’re Talking To A Social Media Expert.

3 Ways of Knowing You’re Talking To A Social Media Expert.
After reading eleven blogs at Starbucks this morning, this man will tell you how youre way behind the curve if youre not on Web 2.0 Within the corridors of extreme nerdiness, a new beast has emerged. The “Social Media” expert. If you don’t know what “Social Media” is, don’t...

5 Reasons Why Print Media Will Die.

5 Reasons Why Print Media Will Die.
Dont worry people, our newspaper is now a series of Facebook Notes. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer has announced that it will exist entirely online.  This is the largest North American major daily to make this announcement. It’s just a blog now. So aside from the fact that it will have 2, 394,...

Taro Aso Stalls On Election, Hopes Nobody Notices.

Taro Aso Stalls On Election, Hopes Nobody Notices.
Look at you, with your big-people suit! Oh Tiny Taro! Our favorite world leader has been pressured to resign for quite some time.  We discussed him at length when he was shunned for lunch during a recent meeting with President Obama.  But now? Things are much worse. Political rivals and even friends...

Explaining the Uptick Rule.

Explaining the Uptick Rule.
This one's for you. The world of high finance is buzzing with the word ‘uptick’. You may not know what that is, and wikipedia is written for people way smarter than us.  By people dumber than us.  That’s why you’re here. Either that, or you completely misused Google. When...

What’s a Bromance?

What’s a Bromance?
Usually, it looks nothing like this. Here at Tremendous News, our high-octane writing team usually focuses on nerdy news.  We take an article of interest in business and then explain it to you like you’re dumb.  And retarded. Retardedly dumb. We’ve explained the Ponzi scheme, certificates...

Canada Could Charge You For The Internet.

Never before in the history of mild retardation has a question like this arose: “Should a government charge you for the Internet?” The answer is no.  For a variety of reasons.  But the Canadian government is exploring this question right now.  Why? Because they’re mildly retarded. The...

Guardian Launches Open Platform, Nerds Rejoice.

Guardian Launches Open Platform, Nerds Rejoice.
This man was no match against people who knew about CSS. As print media clamors to find a way to make money, the Guardian, a British major daily, decided to give everything away for free. On Tuesday, they launched their Open Platform.  Computer nerds, you can skip this part.  This is the part where...

New York Times, Newspapers, On The Brink Of Disaster.

New York Times, Newspapers, On The Brink Of Disaster.
The New York Times. Now found at the back of floor 4, next to the bathrooms. It’s not surprising that the New York Times sold their building. Selling it and then leasing it back makes a lot of sense.  It will allow the Times to show the expense as paying back long-term debt. Everyone knows that. Well,...

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