Is The Odourprint The New Fingerprint? Unveiling the Electronic Nose.

Is The Odourprint The New Fingerprint?  Unveiling the Electronic Nose.
This man's computers have calculated that you smell "not so fresh" on Thursdays at around 3pm. If you think you don’t smell, you’re wrong. According to scientists, our odourprint, or the smell we emit, could be just as unique as a fingerprint or DNA.  In fact, from our smell...

The New Age Of Department Stores.

The New Age Of Department Stores.
Doug from the Bronx no longer works at Macys. This machine has replaced his expertise and in many ways, outdoes his personality. For years, department stores have been losing ground to the Internet. I just bought boxer-briefs from eBay.  15 dollars for 30 pairs.  That’s fifty cents per pair. How...

3 Reasons Why Women Should Say No To Big Sunglasses.

3 Reasons Why Women Should Say No To Big Sunglasses.
Away from its natural habitat of shopping malls and Bloc Party concerts, the bumblebee exists solely on Vodka coolers and jello shots. I’m not a fashion expert. I find trendy fashion-forward people to be uppity snobs.  They follow whatever popular people wear so they can be the first person in...

Madagascar Now Ruled by Ex-DJ.

Madagascar Now Ruled by Ex-DJ.
The eighteenth caller at 11:11 with the KBBL slogan gets to be president. Madagascar was a great film. I know because I watched it with my tiny nieces who later told me that during the 68 minutes I was sleeping, “too many things happened!” That’s what happens when you drink 3 Glenlivets...

Comparing the World’s Cheapest Car to the World’s Crappiest Car.

Tata Nano, world's cheapest car. 1991 Buick LeSabre, the world's crappiest car. Couldn't even get us to the Target on the south side so we could buy a new router. Many bloggers get into blogging to land women. They think, “if only I can get 1000 subscribers to my RSS feed, hot chicks...

Microsoft’s New Ad Campaign: Not Tremendous.

In response to Apple, Microsoft has elevated their adv Were onto you, yenta. ertising to quell their competitor’s rise. Or at least they tried to. Microsoft released the ad spot “Lauren” last week. In this commercial, we are introduced to a young yenta named Lauren.  She is given $1000 to buy...

How To Protect Yourself From The April Fools Day Virus.

How To Protect Yourself From The April Fools Day Virus.
I hope you can live with yourself, knowing millions will be infected from the evil after-effects of your brainchild virus. As April Fools Day quickly approaches, evil nerds have prepared a special surprise.  A disgustingly bad computer virus. The virus is called the Conficker Worm.  I have researched...

How to Get Off Your Smartphone and Be More Human.

How to Get Off Your Smartphone and Be More Human.
Yeah, whatever. I have an iPhone app that can do that. The prophecy has come true. The day I forewarned when I was just a tiny-tiny boy. When I predicted “one day I’ll be Inspector Gadget.” And now look at the world.  We’re all Inspector Gadgets.  We’re immersed in a...

What Newspapers Can Learn From Manatees.

What Newspapers Can Learn From Manatees.
Tremendous! As the world of news media burns steadily to the ground, one aquatic beast swims on. The gentle manatee, slow and hobbled by its own grotesque fatness, can teach the newspaper industry a lesson. We’re serious. The manatee is a water animal found in the coastal regions of Florida.  Manatees...

5 Tips for Blogging That I Never Used.

5 Tips for Blogging That I Never Used.
If you pipe out an RSS feed, this man will subscribe to it. What else is he doing? When I started Tremendous News in February 2009, I had zero viewers.  I didn’t even visit the site.  It sucked.  Have you seen the shitty header graphic?  It’s not even rendered in high quality.  I did...

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