5 Reasons Why The New “Suggestions” Are Ruining Facebook

5 Reasons Why The New “Suggestions” Are Ruining Facebook
If you logged into Facebook recently, you’d notice you have a box called “Suggestions” on the right-hand side. It’s where coolness goes to die. Inside this box, Facebook “suggests” that you do certain things. Like add someone nobody wants to add. Write on the wall...

5 Secrets To Get Retweets That The Experts Won’t Tell You.

5 Secrets To Get Retweets That The Experts Won’t Tell You.
Douchebags have arrived to twitter in droves. In herds. In whatever word means ‘large quantities’. Douchebags have arrived to twitter in KFC Family Meal-sizes. OK.  That’s just what I’m eating right now. But they’re here. And recently I have discovered that they are charging people to learn...

Warren Buffet Says Economy In Shambles.

Warren Buffet Says Economy In Shambles.
Doing that doesnt really help us much, Warren. Warren Buffet announced in a letter to shareholders that “the economy will be in shambles throughout 2009 — and for that matter, probably well beyond.” God help us. If Buff’s worried, we might all be screwed.  His Berkshire Hathaway...

McDonald’s Rejects Pepsi, Sticks With Coke.

Its more fun drinking Coke with creepy-ass yellow gloves. Apparently, the super morbidly obese want to wash down their eight Big Macs with 42 oz Cokes instead of Pepsi. McDonald’s said on Friday that it would halt testing Pepsi products in their stores, in a big win for Coke.  The Coke-McDonald...

Tiny Taro Aso Not Asked To Lunch by Obama.

Tiny Taro Aso Not Asked To Lunch by Obama.
How could you not feed him? Oh my!  On his recent trip to Washington, Tiny Taro Aso was apparently not asked to have lunch with Obama or even deliver a joint-press conference.  This is horrible for a variety of reasons. What did Tiny Taro eat?  Did he bring a PB&J sandwich?  Who fed and cared...

AfricanAmericanBerry Bolds Overheating in Japan.

AfricanAmericanBerry Bolds Overheating in Japan.
Apparently, BlackBerry Bold, the hot new phone from RIM, is having a tough time staying cool in Japan.  Reports state that the Bolds are sometimes overheating while charging.  None have exploded yet, so I guess that’s good.  In response, Japanese mobile carrier DoCoMo has halted sales. Personally,...

Ryanair Literally Takes The Piss.

Ryanair Literally Takes The Piss.
Because this helps. Ryanair, Europe’s largest budget airline, may start charging people to use the in-flight bathroom, CEO Michael O’Leary said Friday.  This has fueled outrage across the Internet as nerds from Iowa who have never flown anywhere before are upset at the thought of having...

General Motors Admits It’s Entirely Screwed.

Hi. You're probably never going to get paid for this gig. On Thursday morning, General Motors admitted to burning through $6.2 billion in just one quarter last year. Billion. So wait.  You know when the media says “spending is down.”  What are we going to do about spending?  Spending...

Why Kindle Changes The World For Dumb People.

Why Kindle Changes The World For Dumb People.
Look, I’m not a big book reader.  I’ll admit it. I’ll lie to you, though.  I’ll buy a bunch of books to fill my bookshelf.  You’ll ask me what I thought of The Art of War and I’ll tell you it helped shaped my business practices and my paradigm.  Honestly? Never...

Vicky Gives Himself $1 Salary, Still Could Be Fired.

Vicky Gives Himself $1 Salary, Still Could Be Fired.
Even at a dollar a year, some people feel this man is overpaid. Poor Vicky.  He took the helm at Citi in December 2007.  Since then, the bank has tumbled, seeks rescue from the US government, and he’s given himself a $1 salary. And they’re still thinking of canning him. Apparently, the...

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