I ripped this image from the lamest Facebook Profile picture on Earth.
I asked my tiny friends on Facebook what the worst thing to say on a date was.
They had a few ideas from experience.
Unfortunately, I recalled using some of them on my dates.
Which is why I don’t date now.
Let’s get started.
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Jilted by a lover? Hate someone’s ugly face?
Here are eleven ways you can become their worst Facebook nightmare.
1. Add All Of Their Asian Friends.
Everyone hates the guy who adds everyone else’s friends. But don’t be conventional.
Profile.
When they see that all of your mutual...
SuperDouche is back! This time, he’s educating a young celebrity on how to be less annoying on Twitter. This video has horrible language and bad computer voices.
What?
You were expecting Spielberg?
You can follow me on Twitter. here.
Enjoy!
dee@tremendousnews.com
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This is pre-Farmville request.
The biggest buzzkill in the world is when your parents join Facebook.
I’m lucky. My mom’s not computer savvy. She thinks e-mail forwards are actually written by the person who sends the forward.
Did you see Aunty Maya wrote 150 jokes about blondes? I didn’t...
Missed Conan O’Brien on 60 Minutes last night?
You’re lucky.
NBC and Leno may have orchestrated his last mess, but he’s the only one to blame for this interview. I’m a fan of Conan. I really am.
But this was just awful.
Here are five reasons why this interview was a bad mistake.
1. Nobody...
Join my Facebook page here.
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Some of you joined Twitter for one reason.
Celebrities.
You need access to their minds. Their non-refundable nuggets of wisdom.
You’ve joined Twitter for this:
The biggest thrill is when a celebrity follows you. You’ve been chosen.
And you can totally throw it in the faces of others.
Alyssa...
Again, my tiny friends on my Facebook page have helped me generate content.
Thank you, anonymous Internet people.
I asked them what questions they hate being asked.
In response, they ejected a stream of questions that I trimmed down to…
Ha!
They ejected a stream.
Here’s some of them. Try...
Weeks ago, a volcano in Iceland made a mess of things.
Flights were grounded, people were angry. Ash in the air. General annoyance.
Plus a name that’s just a big pain in the ass.
Now as we look back, we reflect. I have gleaned five lessons from this debacle.
Like that?
Gleaned?
I use big...