Jesse James is facing a massive storm of electrical hate today amid allegations that he cheated on super hot Sandra Bullock. Jesse and I are friends. Fine. Jesse and I are e-friends. Also a lie. Jesse and I followed each other on Twitter and he agreed to do an article with me on Tremendous News. Honesty...

1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and for the profile picture, you use a picture of yourself...

There’s a pain you feel when someone unfollows you on Twitter. Like a breaking up pain. A quiet dumping. Ha! Quiet dumping. We all feel it.  It’s like that song Everybody Hurts by REM. Play that in your mind while you read this. If you’ve just been unfollowed by someone and you’re...

When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll kill you. And there’s the rub. We were paranoid...

Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling five of the creepiest moments. 1. Mo’nique Over-Thanking...

Ever since English was invented, there’s been a swath of phrases that annoy everyone. Like that? Swath? I read books now. I asked my tiny friends on Facebook for suggestions on some of their most hated phrases.  They gave me well over 70. I’m going to trim it down to 10 of the most vile. If...

The Olympics are being hosted on the same part of the planet I’m stepping on right now. Canada. In tribute to this, I’ve decided to honour my nation’s people the only way I know how. By totally making fun of them. If you’re not Canadian, you might know a Canadian or someone you...

I’m not smooth in real life. I know. Shocking. I’ve been called “socially awkward”, “a little weird”, “creepy and gross.” Mostly the last thing. Which is why I’ve retreated to the darkness of my parents basement to write articles on Twitter. Due...

Nothing could be more hilarious. Nobody wants to believe that they’re part of a fad. It’s this weird thing about us. Humans. We feel like if we’re part of something that was wildly popular for a fleeting moment, we just got suckered. Cuckolded. And I’ll be damned if I get cuckolded again. But...

Actor-director-screenwriter-fat person Kevin Smith was recently asked to de-plane a Southwest flight recently because he was deemed “too fat” to fly. Outrageous. When I read this news, I was coincidentally feeding myself.  I looked up from my third hot pocket and yelled outrageous with...