Tony Hayward’s Testimony Summarized In 5 Pictures.

If you didn’t watch BP CEO Tony Hayward’s testimony, I’ve summarized it in five pictures. All pictures from AP. I’m too poor to fly to Washington and take them myself.

Also too poor to own a camera.

A lot of poorness going on.

 (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

See what I deal with, lads! PAPER SIGNS. Paper signs from people who are pissed off at me. This is like totally crappy right now.

(AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

I swear on my Dark Lord Sata-what? Who? You want me to swear on THAT guy? Gross.

(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Alright lads, let's get going. The eco-system isn't going to devastate ITSELF now is it?

(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

People, crop out the crappy-ass water they gave me to drink. I'm trying to maintain an image.

(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Alright, here's the deal. You guys all act like you're pissed. I'll answer really complicated-like. Big words, you know? Then people will think something was accomplished and we can all go back to screwing them over.

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