The World Cup Explained To Americans In 7 Pictures.

1. Call The Sport ‘Football’.  For Once, Just Try Pleasing The World.

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(Even though we both know football is played on Sundays.)

2. When Players Celebrate, There’s A Lot Of Affection.  A LOT Of Affection.

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If you score, you might actually score.

3. The Chicks Are Incredibly Hot

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For the record, I've never seen this at a Jays-Orioles game.

4. People Are Pissed Off About A Horn

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Start conversation with "how about that vuvuzela?" Boom. 20 minute conversation. Or if you want to mess with people, ask them if they've seen "2 Girls 1 Vuvuzela".

5. A Red Card Means Bad Shit Just Happened.

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If you want to fit in, refer to this individual as the 'spawn of Satan'. And then remark, "look at his bitch-tits"

6. There’s No Scoring To Interrupt You While You Admire The Beauty Of The Game.

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Even though this game ended in a goalless tie, there were exciting chances and someone in the stands was lit on fire.

7. There Are NO Fans Like These.

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Think Yankee fans are hardcore? If this guy's team doesn't win, he'll cut you.

That’s really all you need to know.

I put the Vuvuzela horn on Twitter, you can follow it here.

To watch my ‘Kittens Solve The Vuvuzela Controversy in 1 Minute’, click here.

My twitter, here.

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dee@tremendousnews.com




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  • Brandon

    Call it whatever you want... It's still boring! :)

  • What? no, there's only one kind of football, and it involves tight pants and touchdowns.

    Good thing i can't get shanked via internet.

  • Ebenites

    its called 'fútbol'!!!!!! (pronounced football for you americans)

  • ashley

    lol
    i was surprised when a friend from the states said soccer is not that popular there.
    i was like "O____O what are you talking about? the whole world is in euphoria!"

  • why thank you
    this soccer stuff was too confusing.. wait i mean "football"...

  • ultimate!!

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