How To Get Laid On Twitter. The Definitive FlowChart.

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For more pointless flow charts, follow me on Twitter here.  Although, I won’t lie.  I’ll try to send you a twitpic of my package.

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  • I have gotten laid from Craigslist but not from twitter. Although a girl did ask me to eat her out once, of which I had to oblige because I am a gentleman

    www.twitter.com/jonboyohboy
  • Ive been following you for months and this is the first flowchart ive seen! :/ will you really send that pic? ;p
  • Ive been following you for months and this is the first flowchart ive seen! :/ will you really send that pic? ;p
  • Wonder why this is much easier for girls :P
  • Funny :D
    Shall I try ? :P
  • classic. Keep up the good work on the flow charts. Thanks for posting
  • see how life is easy for women :D
  • lol funny :)
  • uh, no. If a guy sends me a picture of his penis w/o me asking for it he'd be blocked. & I have yet to get laid thanks to twitter. FAIL
  • Guest
    Don't delete this flowchart until I've copied it into my notebook. Moleskine covered, too.
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