If Twitter Told The Truth.

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I’m a big fan of TwitJesus.

The three individuals that come together like Voltron to govern all of Twitter land.

Evan, Biz, and Jack.

But I know they run a nice, polite company that would never say anything untoward.

But I sure as shit would.

Which is why I took the liberty of writing for them.

Here is what Twitter might look like if it were completely honest with us.

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She has everything to do with this article.  Everything.

Don't question why she's in this article. Just embrace it.

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  • algold3po
    The best of today!! Absolutely Tremendous.!!! Thanks
  • your tears in the drawing made me sad. but i love how you're all M&P (moobs and package). awesome stuff!
  • Gotta Love @alexialei LOL
  • danita
    thanks TN, i like laughing first thing in the morning....yeah, i just got up. don't judge me moob man!
    ps twitjesus is hawt!
  • Haha, had a good laugh. "Maubs!!" hahahaha Thanks bro.
  • Best screenshots, ever. Dude... I'd like getting the Fail Whale if this were true. Even without bum juice, this was frigging stellar.
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