If Twitter Told The Truth.

I’m a big fan of TwitJesus.

The three individuals that come together like Voltron to govern all of Twitter land.

Evan, Biz, and Jack.

But I know they run a nice, polite company that would never say anything untoward.

But I sure as shit would.

Which is why I took the liberty of writing for them.

Here is what Twitter might look like if it were completely honest with us.

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Don't question why she's in this article. Just embrace it.

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