OMG You Guys! The Best Twitter Search Ever!

Posted by Tremendous in Featured Articles, Nerdynessdom, Twitter. on 09 16th, 2009 | Comments

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Companies pay millions of dollars to tap into social media.

To uncover their core audience, talk to them in a unique way, understand who they are.

They pay douchebag “social media experts” who just use terms like engage, viral, community, insight, leverage.

How do you think our company should use social media?

Well you need to engage with your community to really leverage their insights.

Oh thanks! Here’s 8 million dollars.

I can do it better.

You want to tap into young teenagers?  Mostly women?

Hilarious teenage women?

Boom.

Search “OMG you guys”.  This is what you get.

Enjoy.


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  • Note to self: In order to be mistaken for a younger woman, tweet "OMG You Guys" more often from now on. New Year Resolution #11.
  • Well, I'm not a teenage girl I'm 28 years old. I have no idea why I was saying OMG you guys in that particular tweet. LOL!
  • aki_hoshi
    Hey, now...I'm not a teenage girl. I'm in my late twenties, thank you very much! :D And I'm sure I've said OMG YOU GUYS on something where I spelled everything correctly...couldn't you have used that? lol.
  • i wish i didn't know any of what i just read. omg - we're fucked.
  • Ladyslenderlegs
    I love the guy who has the day off tomorrow.
  • OMG you guys! humanity is becoming a stagnant cesspool!!!!1!!!11
  • Tiresias
    this makes me sad for the future.
  • Phil E. Drifter
    i dont get it
  • co sign
    im with MLS.
  • I'm with Lori. Mentioning your period in a random tweet (or at all) should result in a lifetime ban from the internets. But OMG you guys did you hear about the new @MileyCyrus song!?!?
  • Great googly-moogly, that's a lot of screenshot. Hilarious, but think of all of them in one room speaking to one another. OMGYOUGUYS!
  • MLS
    i hate you for this. i hate myself more for actually reading all of them.
  • OMG... retards!
  • Hahaha!! Silly bitches. Twitter isn't for kids.
  • OMG You Guys! @TremendousNews rocks and makes me laugh on a daily basis!
  • OMG you guys, like this is the bestest evahhhhhh its teh awesome!!
  • Hahahaha you shouldn't have done this. You've exposed the shocking state of humanity!
  • crap. you made me laugh so much my breast popped out of my daughter's mouth.

    phew. she's still sleeping.

    I am afraid for our world.
  • Well it's obvious insomniac19 said it best. And I would have totally, like, paid you 8 million dollars for that info and you just gave it away for free.
  • Hmmmm. It's not good when so many youngsters appear to be fully capable of failing a Turing test.
  • Like OMG you guys! Dee f*ing rocks!
  • OMG You...um...stack of newspapers! I should be writing or sleeping or walking the dogs in a downpour. But, no, I was lured here by your smoke and mirrors routine...

    What can I say? I didn't want to walk the dogs and I told everyone that I was too busy reading some tremendous news so they should do it instead.

    Now I have to make us some nonsense about what I read.

    And you shouldn't make fun. Cooking polenta while tipsy IS a whole lot of fail...just saying.
  • Awesomeness.
  • like OMG you guys! these tweets are like so fekin awesum i can't stand it! i lolzd so hard i p'd my pantz!

    Can we please have a new Twitter rule that no one ever, EVER mentions their period again?
  • You have quite a bit of free time, don't you?
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