Why Nobody Should Accept Kanye’s “Blog” Apology.

During the VMA awards on Sunday night, Kanye West decided to transform into a four year-old.

He took the mic from Taylor Swift as she was accepting an award for this.

This breathtaking genius.

Wait for it.

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!

That.

That was the breathtaking genius.

And I don’t really care about the fact that he pulled off such a douchey baggy just-incredibly-asinine move.

Like that?

Asinine?

I love using that word.

Makes me feel smarter than I actually am.

It’s more that he used his blog to apologize.

His blog?

Since when is this okay?

Look, I’m lazy as ass.

I’m in my bed in my parents basement just finishing a TiVoed episode of Mad Men.

Amazing by the way.

I posted this blog entry while drinking Jack Daniels and Coke, in my peejay pants with the racing stripe, with Oreo cookie crumbs all over my face.

And I ate some cheese I feel like is old.

Real old.

So I posted this blog.

I typed it.  123 seconds.

I click post.  1 second.

That’s worthy of an apology?

I mean, Kanye out-douched thousands of douches across North America.  He gets away with it by just posting a blog entry?

A blog entry?

Really.

I think we need to put an end to this celebrity blog entry apology bullshit.

When I tinkle on the car of my boss at an embarrassing telemarketing job I took last year because I couldn’t afford light, do you think I apologized in my blog?

Hell no.

Here’s his blog apology.

I’m going to try the cheese again.

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

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  • I don’t really care about the fact that he pulled off such a douchey baggy just-incredibly-asinine move.

  • I mean, Kanye out-douched thousands of douches across North America.  He gets away with it by just posting a blog entry?
     

  • Papy_taupe

    michellebranch : 'or as the french like to say douche'. Are you aware that 'douche' in french just means 'shower' and we never use it for any other meaning?

  • csmajor

    csmajor said,

    on October 15th, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    no violence neccessary, everyone knows kanye is a racist jerk- COULDN’T STAND THE THOUGHT OF SOME CRACKER WINNING A MUSIC AWARD; just had to cut her off to try to boast about a black woman instead.

    people try to make it ‘not about race’, but yet when vogue posts a picture of a woman wearing black makeup, all of the sudden that is soooo racist. get over yourselves and admit it- he’s a disgusting racist jerk!

  • Name

    Man are you freeking brain dead...you are one eat up with it stupid mutha .
    You have the brains of the south end of a north bound JACKASS.
    Even the President has enough since to call you a JACKASS on national TV.
    Just think your kids if you are dumb enough to reproduce will read about you in the history books as the first brother the pres called a JACKASS ON TV..... HA HA HA THAT IS SO FREEKING FUNNY.
    You rate right up there with Monica dude !!!!! Hell yea, you number one president's JACKSASS
    The more I think of it, the more I laugh and just think dude ????? YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF !!!! HA HA HA ... WHY DON'T YOU START THE NEW HEE HAW SHOW !!!!!! YOU CAN PLAY ?????
    YOUR SELF !!!!!! YOU KNOW THE JACKASS ROFL
    You really do put the J in the JACKASS and the S in STUPID you know like as in uh er um what u call it
    oh yeah it's the um oh I got it STUPID JACKASS you are such a talented ASSJACK STUPID HA HA HA yo man, did yo make yo moma proud ha ha ha hello SJ SJ you there CRACK HEAD SJ

  • Name

    Hey dude the stupid one that has his ass in the air, You have no buisness on TV and or to be in the same room with Taylor Swift.
    You should keep a copy of your actions and play it every morning and every night and play it at lunch time as well to remind you of how you acted when you were all cracked and whacked on national TV.
    You are the definition of a crack head, no I did not mean that really I apologize to the crack heads they have more sense than that. You should have to pay 1/2 million to Taylor Swifts favorite charity, that would be putting your money where your big ole ugly mouth is. I chose not to type or speak your name, you the stupid one. You know your name but I do think "The Stupid One " would be a great stage name for you from here on out.

  • kanyeee i support you!!

  • shannon

    lmfao. you would. Where the fuck is Mike Vick and his damn pitbulls when you need him. Fuck you dude.

  • kanye you are awesome! long live real pop culture!
    guys! he will apologize, its no biggie! he just saying that beyonce is better.
    thats just fact. sooo leaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kanye alone! haha

  • mariotan

    kanye should now consider suicide because this is the beggining of the end of his musical carrier. he rather do it now when he is still on the top than do it when he will be sleeping on the streets hungry. long live the king of poops...poops for shit.

  • Jamie Fredrickson

    Asinine is a great word, lol, so is Asshat! Which he is. I can't believe he did that...over the Single Ladies video?! That's not even Beyonce's best video, lol, let alone best of the decade!

  • danita

    there really are no words for just how big a douche this guy is...i mean seriously, has he ever *not* been a douche?? i think he's made a career out of his douchyness. next.

  • Name

    Hip Hop Trash, nothing more to say. I USED to be a huge fan when he first came out but I like his music less and less each time he makes an ass of himself. I'm not country music fan and haven't ever really heard of Taylor Swift but the fact that she's only 17 and had her moment to shine stolen by this asshole makes me sick. He mentioned that he did something similiar when HE gave HIS award back to Outkast because he thought they had a better video than him. It's not even the same rationale to harass someone else like that - it's not your choice to give someone else's award away b/c YOU thought there was a better video out there. I'll be happy to see Kanye go the way of Eminem at this point. I hope his dead mother is disappointed but I doubt it. After all, someone that dies having elective plastic surgery is probably the root of Kanye's shallow, egotistical, desperate for attention - esque mannerisms. They should have left that wire in your jaw so you could never open that BS spewing mouth again. Many people didn't care before this and I presume MANY, MANY more won't after this. Good luck with that next record you douche, maybe it will go triple plastic.

  • I USED TO BE HIS FAN. BUT HOW CAN I RESPECT HIM WHEN HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR OTHERS. TAYLOR DESERVED HER MOMENT, AND SHE MOST DEFINITELY DESERVED HER AWARD. UNLIKE HIM SHE WRITES HER OWN MUSIC AND HAS BLOWN UP IN SUCH A SMALL TIME, I LOVE THE GIR. KARMA IS A BITCH AND I HOPE HE GETS WHAT HE DESERVES. THE APOLOGY WAS NOT HONEST, IT WAS A PHONY ONE, HIS MANAGER PROBABLY CHEWED HIS ASS, I HOPE THE LABEL DROPS HIM . HES JUST TRYING TO TO KISS ASS SO HED STILL B ABLE TO SELL HIS MUSIC. URGH!!! AND NOT ONLY THAT SINCE HE LOOOVES BEYONCE, HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER PUT HER IN SUCH A AWKWARD POSITION.

  • Shannon

    YOU FUCKING RACIST PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get the fuck over yourself, you piece of shit. YES... the "white girl won"!!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!

    Karma is a bitch... guess you learned from what happened to your mother, you piece of shit.

  • jtnpham

    what the h?! phreaking kanye needs to get out of boyhood .. seriously "i'll apologize to her tomorrow?!" like writing a blog about it first makes it oh so better, MAN UP CHILD! :DDD

    funny how he still says beyonce still had the best video --lol, what a sincere apology! ;D

  • jason b.

    Kayne West is a big loser!! I am not surprised though!

  • 1) It was extremely immature to do what Kanye did, but when has Kanye ever been able to keep his mouth shut for the sake of tact?
    2) I liked Beyonce's video; it was well done. I haven't seen Taylor's video, but frankly, she won the award fair and square, unless we find out later something was amiss.
    3) That blog apology was not an apology--he continued to talk about how Beyonce's video was better and even put Taylor down (again!) by implying that she didn't do the right thing by keeping her award.

    And now I know that all my students will want to talk about it today. Thanks Kanye for the distraction...

  • If typing in upper case and ending nearly every sentence with multiple exclamation marks is part of being a multi-million dollar lyrical imposer, I'd never get to fulfill my dream of getting with chicks like Rihanna. Oh woe.

    I've got to admit though, Kanye's ego is badass. It's almost admirable. Almost.

  • mstexascity05

    Does he honestly believe his own BS! What a joke! What he is now the Pop Culture God who decides what's good & what's not! What was he on? They just talked about Michael Jackson & what hew had to face. They just talked about learning to respect each other now. Not after they are gone. To respect the erson & the talent! Was he even in the room? Not only did he insult Taylor & Beyonce, but he spit on Michael Jackson's grave. Have we not learned anything?

  • TheDeliLlama

    Asinine. What a word. I like it. Your blog is much more enlightening than I originally thought. Or scratch that. I never thought such insight would come from a blog with wood paneling background in the first place. (Nice stain, btw).

  • Name

    Kanye Pretty sure mama wouldn't of been to proud! How low can you get! bet beyonce embarrassed your ass like you did to taylor, by calling her back out! ain't no body gonna fall for your lame ass apology.

  • wtfffff THAT was an appology?... ummmm wtf was soooooo great about beyonce's video anyway?.. the fact that she was shaking her fat ass all over the place in a leotard?.. it wasn't very creative... it was stupid. or was it simply because beyonce is black & taylor is white?.. don't get me wrong, i DO (after several yrs of disliking) like beyonce.. and for the record i myself am NOT a racist.. but c'mon.. taylor's video was better than beyonce's. kanye is so fucking arrogant.. i lost all my respect for him. it was wrong & no appology from him is worthy. he took away from taylor's spotlight.. she was very excited to EARN that award.. bless beyonce for giving taylor her moment back! ... grrrr... fucking kanye....

  • any apology that comes with a BUT is not an apology

  • We took care of Kanye. You won't be seeing nothing about it until morning after Taylor has her breakfast. Check The Rhodester Chronicles then at rhodester.net. Sorry can't say no more than that but we don't want to tip her off.

    "Good Ol' Boys in pick-up trucks"

  • Name

    He's the one who needs to wake up to the real world it's called the VMA's not the KMA's!!

  • kelleyb91

    kanye west is a fucking asshole. he lost me as a fan, and a lot of other people. and beyonce is awesome for calling taylor back up on the stage. taylor got the award fair and square. kanye pretty much needs to fall of a cliff.

  • FireSpy

    I think you should give Kanye ass syphilis, like your blog gave me. Then we'd be even.

  • cara

    beyonce's video is amazing though. i mean, he's right about that i would have been really pissed too he just crazy enough to do what i never would be able to

  • Name

    he says he's going to apologize tomorrow right in the blog post. the blog post is just the fastest, easiest way to get his apology out. what more do you want? he can't do anything apology-wise that will make up for what he did to taylor. but at least accept whatever apology that comes

  • jickllgh

    smash his face plzz

  • coconuteclipse

    agreed. wow that was ridiculous

  • foiledcupcakes

    my kid is 4 and even he knows better than to do something like this.

  • jazza

    WHAT A DOUCHE

  • I love the word asinine too!
    I think these award shows invite Kanye to them because they know he will make an ass of himself. Why don't they try to show a little class and just ban him from being out in public? Granted I like SOME of his music but that don't make up for him as a person. Obviously he is a stuck up little bitch that thinks he needs to be the center of attention at all times and when he ain't getting it, he will make sure to make a scene!

  • Dez

    kanye = id10t

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