Comments on: While Perez Hilton Tweeted For Help, These 4 People Called 911.

By: FriskyBoy

FriskyBoy — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:15:02 +0000

You know you've reached the bottom of the scale when a cat is more proactive than you are.

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By: GimliGlider

GimliGlider — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:26:55 +0000

ROFL very funny

By: bill dyszel

bill dyszel — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 01:19:41 +0000

I recall a news story maybe 7 years ago where someone got such a bad haircut they called the police.

I’m never gonna let that happen to me.

-bd

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:49:38 +0000

Hurrah for this news. He should have learned his lesson. Payback time hilton!

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:34:14 +0000

Violence is NEVER the answer. Except this time. I vote to name June 22nd “Punch Perez Hilton in the Head Day”.

I have the strangest craving for chicken McNuggets right now….

By: bowler

bowler — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:56:30 +0000

if Perez (Mario) got any kind of beat down, then i think most people would admit that he had it coming

By: Ruhani Rabin

Ruhani Rabin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:53:03 +0000

Wao.. as usual great insight and thoughts.. @murnahan ur example is hilarious .. even used hashtags O_o LOL! Had to agree with this 2 dude..

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:44:16 +0000

Parasite Hilton forgot to tell everybody in his rant that he had been harassing Fergie of the BEP’s in several of scandal blogs of the past several days, leading up to the Polo Molina TKO haymaker to Parasite’s pouty puss kisser. Apparently, all of the BEP’s were ignoring Poopy’s requests to notice him. This blight on the USA is now suing Polo for the haymaker that caused Parasite to seek a transfusion for the blood he lost (not) and the incredible disappearing blackeye. The most recent pic of his mug shows a scratch. Yep, a scratch that Lady Gaga could have laid on him. Parasite might as well screamed “Will I Am was mean to me.” It makes any kid throwing a tantrum look smart in comparison.

By: HA Guy

HA Guy — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:44:02 +0000

I’ve never heard of anyone calling 911 BEFORE
eating mcdonald’s mcnuggets. That usually comes just afterwards, with the vomiting. Strange.