The Most Important Tip For A Canadian Living In The U.S.

I’ve lived in both Canada and the US.

In Canada, whole milk is called homo milk.

I swear.  Fact.

Canadians call it Homo Milk.

In America, whole milk is called whole milk.

Picture me now walking into a Target store in Mountain View, California.

Asking the male associate if they had homo milk.

Homo.

Milk.

There’s your tip.

I'm straight but really? It's actually super good.