My Birthing-Day Anniversary Celebration.

Posted by Tremendous in Life., Travel. on 06 3rd, 2009 | Comments

Many articles on Tremendous News are riddled with inaccuracies.

I don’t really think we should narrow the doorways to McDonalds so the devastatingly obese cannot feed themselves.

I don’t really think the entire newspaper industry can be equated to manatees.

But huge bumblebee sunglasses on women?

I really think those are horrible.

Today I will disclose one factoid for my readers.  The loyal readers who visit TN every day.

Or just when The Onion isn’t updated.

Or if they were misdirected by Google.

Today is the anniversary of my birthing day.

Unlike many of you, I birthed myself completely unassisted by doctors or medicine.  Despite my horrid obesity, I entered this world completely on my own.

Dressed in an Affliction t-shirt.

I want to commemorate myself on this accomplishment.

Because really?  When do I ever compliment myself?

Don’t answer that.

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  • Trevor
    Dude! June 3rd is totally my birthday too! can we have a joint birthday party next year?!?! I promise, it will be totally awesome, and I would not let any hot chicks in unless the signed a waiver stating they were completely okay with moobs! C'mon, you know you'd love to come to Dallas anyways, I'm sure most bus lines connect here eventually....
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