Comments on: The 5 Trademarks Of A Douchebag.

By: rev

rev — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:43:27 +0000

In other words, the 5 traits of a douche:

1) You put thought into your clothes and have a unique sense of style.
2) You take pride in your car, and you do what you can on your budget to make it suit your tastes.
3) You enjoy your music.
4) You know how to have a good night out and get paid for it.
5) You take care of your body.

A bigger douche is the one who sits glued to his computer for a few hours trying to come up with a clever article that attempts to define "douche." Oh, the irony.

By: Tim colna

Tim colna — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:53:16 +0000

I think the author of this article: 1. Is a nerd( probably can't afford affliction).
2. never has a fast suped up car.
3. Does not like loud music.
4.Was not allowed in many good clubs.
5. Never went to the gym
* did I say was a picked on a lot and a nerd that probably never got any PU$$y ?! lol

By: Jessica Morris-Friday

Jessica Morris-Friday — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:42:08 +0000

What is Affliction?

By: Ry

Ry — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:22:47 +0000

Yeah, but Trunks is alright.

By: Brad

Brad — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:42:33 +0000

I think the true definition of a douchebag is someone who spends his/her “valuable” time concocting these pathetic little attention grabbers. Honestly, don't you people have anything better to do than criticize others?

By: StereoID

StereoID — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:28:15 +0000

Excuse me for telling you but buying steroids for bodybuilding is not somethng that "douchebags" do. Maybe there are normal and nice people there who do this from many other reasons. You should know better than that.

By: CraftLass

CraftLass — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:30:55 +0000

Yup, been approached by the cheesy cheap car with quintuple it's worth accessories and the blasting music quite a few times (especially since I spent a few summers at the other capital of douchebaggery, the Jersey Shore). Even worse, they like to yell things at chicks (hot or not). I've always wanted to know if they ever scored that way, because I can't really come up with a bigger turn-off!

By: FJ

FJ — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:01:49 +0000

Narley… this is a good pre-screening test for my douchebag list. Thinking of which, I need more douchebags to add: http://flawlessfitnessbook.com/blog/category/fu...

By: Pumpkin

Pumpkin — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:22:57 +0000

I live in the middle of guidoville so I can spot a tanorexic douchebag a mile away.
Here's a site dedicated to all things doucheteabaggery: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

By: R.G. Daniel

R.G. Daniel — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:14:17 +0000

I'm never drinking Heineken again… the thought of that guy clutching his “Heiney” is too douchey for words… nice article, as always, but holy crap, what a bunch of douchebags in that picture!! You're out drinking, you're mugging for the camera…. would it kill you to crack a smile…??!?? Did you search Google Images for “douchebags”? I bet you did.