McDonald’s Rejects Pepsi, Sticks With Coke.

Its more fun drinking Coke with creepy-ass yellow gloves.

Its more fun drinking Coke with creepy-ass yellow gloves.

Apparently, the super morbidly obese want to wash down their eight Big Macs with 42 oz Cokes instead of Pepsi.

McDonald’s said on Friday that it would halt testing Pepsi products in their stores, in a big win for Coke.  The Coke-McDonald deal was sealed with a handshake in 1955, and no written contract.  However, in 2006, McDonald’s wanted to venture out and try testing Mountain Dew and Gatorade bottled products in a fraction of stores to see if it could boost beverage sales.

Apparently, they didn’t like what they saw.

I don’t see why McDonalds can’t carry both products and give customers a choice.  Even though, personally, couldn’t tell the difference in a blind taste test, but I know many people can.  In fact, I know many people who would lace me with profane insults for even saying that I couldn’t tell the difference.

Either way, I think I’ve already solved this crisis.  Stock both.