71% of Japanese Want Tiny Taro Out.

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Oh Taro!  Look at you, standing up there with that big microphone they gave you.  You’re just tiny!

Oh dear!  Tiny Taro Aso, fledgling Prime Minister of Japan, is in a bit of trouble.  On Saturday, a poll revealed that just over 70 per cent of Japanese want him to resign.

When asked for comment, Taro was like, “dude, the Japanese are all drinking their hate-o-rade.”

Don’t you hate when people use the word ‘hateorade’?  Stop drinking the hateorade?  Really?  That’s the dumbest expression ever.

But I feel like Tiny Taro would use it.

Just because we have time, here’s the video of Tiny Taro’s boy, the Finance Minister, all shitfaced at a G7 press conference.