Beat The Shit Out of Bernie Madoff For $99.

bernie1 In a retarded breakthrough in toy innovation, you can purchase a miniature Bernie Madoff figurine that you can beat the shit out of. The only problem?

You probably have no money to buy it.

That was a low, cheap shot. I know that if you were bilked by Bernie Madoff and his disproportionately long and bulbous nose, you would be angry by what I just said. You’ll probably board a commercial plane to wherever I am (because your jet was impounded) to give me a piece of your mind.

Too bad you have no money to buy the plane ticket.

So instead, find financing to spend $99 on this toy, beat it up a little, and feel better about yourself.

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