FIRED: The Prime Minister of Thailand.

Prime Minister Samak Sundaravejevejevejmanathanlingam, whose name I just remixed because it`s too fucking long anyway, accepted payments for appearing on a national cooking show. This offended the supreme court of Thailand which ruled it was unconstitutional and a conflict of interest to cook salmon coconut soup with taxpayers money. When this news broke, many across the world were surprised. Mostly because we didn`t know Thailand actually had a `supreme court`. Isn`t it kind of cute that they have grown-up country things? I know right?! Anyway, there is now a rising conflict in Thailand, as those loyal to Double S are now protesting to reinstate him. Apparently, when asked about the supreme court ruling ousting their Prime Minister, surrogates commented, “the supreme court? Sheet. I ain’t tryna even hear dat, playa. Brrrrap!”