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The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.

The 25 Steps To Become An Internet Celebrity.
Tremendous story on Mar 18th, 2010
1. You tell your friends you’re going to be an Internet Celebrity. 2. You start a blog, and in the About Me section, you use a picture of yourself in front of a mirror where you can still see the camera. 3. You start a twitter account, and...

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.

The 5 Stages Of Pain After Being Unfollowed.
Tremendous story on Mar 16th, 2010
There’s a pain you feel when someone unfollows you on Twitter. Like a breaking up pain. A quiet dumping. Ha! Quiet dumping. We all feel it.  It’s like that song Everybody Hurts by REM. Play that in your mind while you read this. If...

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.

The 5 Topics You’re Not Allowed To Tweet About.
Tremendous story on Mar 11th, 2010
When I was a kid, my mom told me not to talk to strangers. Even if they offered me candy. Strangers might offer you chocolate my mom would say.  Just to get you to go with them. I was a fat kid.  I would totally go with them. Then they’ll...

The 5 Creepiest Oscar Moments: A Cringe-Inducing Recap Of Last Night.

The 5 Creepiest Oscar Moments: A Cringe-Inducing Recap Of Last Night.
Tremendous story on Mar 8th, 2010
Oscar night for me is like Superbowl night for real men. Or for women who are more manly than I. Of which there are a lot of. Hilarious. If you didn’t watch the Oscars last night, I will briefly summarize the experience for you by compiling...
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E1 - Business Saudi Prince Embarassed By Citi. Saudi Prince Embarassed By Citi.
According to the New York Times, Saudi Prince Walid bin Talal, the “Warren Buffet” of the Middle East, has been embarassed by the performance of Citi bank.  Apparently the super-rich Prince re-upped his bet on Citi in November, only to realize now that his investment is nosediving.  He...
C7 - Life The 5 Dating Rules For Women. The 5 Dating Rules For Women.
This is like emotional porn. A time ago, I piloted through ten dating tips for men. This went exceptionally well.  Gentlemen from around the planet sent electronic mailings thanking me for my insight. I’m so brilliant. Too bad those tips don’t work for me.  If they did, I wouldn’t...
A9 - Technology 5 Reasons To Never Join Twitter. 5 Reasons To Never Join Twitter.
How many guys before getting here liked butterflies? How many guys like them now? Call me the butterfly evangelist. Let’s pilot through my e-mail. Stop boring us with Twitter articles. Your Twitter posts aren’t edgy. Why don’t you just call yourself Twittermendous News? Whore-face. And...
D1 - Entertainment Kim Jong-il: The World’s Greatest Golfer.
When he's not launching ballistic missiles to threaten the world's fragile security, this man is all up in your grill, eagling the back nine. As the world witnesses a renewed aggression from North Korea, many of us forget one thing. Kim Jong-il, the jingoistic dictator of North Korea, is the...